write another fairy tale

yak · 03-03-2003, 07:48 AM

OK the last one failed but lets try to keep this one going and not turn it into another sex thread.

There was an old man that lived in a van down by the river. His favorite thing to do was...

Variable · 03-03-2003, 08:36 AM

throw children into manholes, and then he'd...

Cerberus · 03-03-2003, 09:33 AM

laugh

Spinning Hat · 03-03-2003, 01:23 PM

hysterically while he ate moldy fried chicken from the local Jack in the Box dumpster.

But we didn't always live in a van down by the river, oh no, he used to be a....

Gambit · 03-03-2003, 01:47 PM

chauffer to one of the richest industrialists in town. That is, until one day as he was driving his boss to the office...

yak · 03-04-2003, 07:38 AM

when he got in a car crash where boh his arms and legs were...

KitZune · 03-04-2003, 09:23 AM

ripped horridly from his body in a gruesome bloodbath. He survived however and when he awoke in the hospital...

Aluscia · 03-04-2003, 09:33 AM

He was the newest spokesperson for Waramps. Weird, he thought, since he never donated to...

Spinning Hat · 03-04-2003, 02:03 PM

the Local Red Cross, who graciously raised money on his behalf to help pay his medical bills, after his cousin Vito...

yak · 03-05-2003, 05:46 AM

drained his bank accounts and ran off to mexico with...

Walks on Clouds · 03-05-2003, 08:04 AM

Danny's (as the old man was called) sister, Linda. So, Danny eventually got out of hospital, no less than three weeks after the incident, only to...

Spinning Hat · 03-05-2003, 08:43 AM

Get caught in the middle of a Gang war, where he was prompltky arrested on Drug Charges, and for inciting a riot.

Aluscia · 03-05-2003, 09:19 AM

But he was in L.A., so the charges were dropped because the police there are dumb. He walked out of the station, only to find that his clothes were gone because...

Stang · 03-05-2003, 11:36 AM

while in jail the police drugged him and stole his clothes. So he ran down the street to the local...

Walks on Clouds · 03-05-2003, 01:10 PM

army surplus store. Barging into the shop, he then...

03-03-2003, 07:48 AM	#1
yak Threadkiller Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: marysville, washington Age: 39 Posts: 537	write another fairy tale OK the last one failed but lets try to keep this one going and not turn it into another sex thread. There was an old man that lived in a van down by the river. His favorite thing to do was... __________________ One can smile, and smile, and still be a villian.-William Shakespeare Are you trying to tell me that the man who tried to put a rubber fist in my anus was a uhh.. homosexual?-Borat

03-03-2003, 08:36 AM	#2
Variable Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Augusta, GA Age: 42 Posts: 245	throw children into manholes, and then he'd... __________________ The world will not end in a blinding flash of light or virulent pestilence. It will end with me choking the life out of it with my bare hands.

03-03-2003, 09:33 AM	#3
Cerberus One bad mofo'n Hound Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Your Mom's House Age: 47 Posts: 1,319	laugh __________________ Tribes:Ascend Play it today for free

03-03-2003, 01:23 PM	#4
Spinning Hat Toupee Cover Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Coon Rapids, MN USA Age: 44 Posts: 755	hysterically while he ate moldy fried chicken from the local Jack in the Box dumpster. But we didn't always live in a van down by the river, oh no, he used to be a.... __________________ Never, Never, Never Quit -Winston Churchill

03-03-2003, 01:47 PM	#5
Gambit Forum wh0re Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: DFW area, TX Posts: 744	chauffer to one of the richest industrialists in town. That is, until one day as he was driving his boss to the office... __________________ XMEN member Card-carrying DTM OKL Fish-napper Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained. -The Tao of Programming

03-04-2003, 07:38 AM	#6
yak Threadkiller Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: marysville, washington Age: 39 Posts: 537	when he got in a car crash where boh his arms and legs were... __________________ One can smile, and smile, and still be a villian.-William Shakespeare Are you trying to tell me that the man who tried to put a rubber fist in my anus was a uhh.. homosexual?-Borat

03-04-2003, 09:23 AM	#7
KitZune Transgendered Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Burlington Ontario (Near Toronto) Age: 42 Posts: 1,079	ripped horridly from his body in a gruesome bloodbath. He survived however and when he awoke in the hospital... __________________ She's named after Judas... Not a CARROT Click here to view my artwork

03-04-2003, 09:33 AM	#8
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 41 Posts: 2,346	He was the newest spokesperson for Waramps. Weird, he thought, since he never donated to... __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

03-04-2003, 02:03 PM	#9
Spinning Hat Toupee Cover Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Coon Rapids, MN USA Age: 44 Posts: 755	the Local Red Cross, who graciously raised money on his behalf to help pay his medical bills, after his cousin Vito... __________________ Never, Never, Never Quit -Winston Churchill

03-05-2003, 05:46 AM	#10
yak Threadkiller Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: marysville, washington Age: 39 Posts: 537	drained his bank accounts and ran off to mexico with... __________________ One can smile, and smile, and still be a villian.-William Shakespeare Are you trying to tell me that the man who tried to put a rubber fist in my anus was a uhh.. homosexual?-Borat

03-05-2003, 08:04 AM	#11
Walks on Clouds Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Gothenburg, Sweden Age: 44 Posts: 346	Danny's (as the old man was called) sister, Linda. So, Danny eventually got out of hospital, no less than three weeks after the incident, only to... __________________ /Walks on Clouds - Pappy Huppy

03-05-2003, 08:43 AM	#12
Spinning Hat Toupee Cover Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Coon Rapids, MN USA Age: 44 Posts: 755	Get caught in the middle of a Gang war, where he was prompltky arrested on Drug Charges, and for inciting a riot. __________________ Never, Never, Never Quit -Winston Churchill

03-05-2003, 09:19 AM	#13
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 41 Posts: 2,346	But he was in L.A., so the charges were dropped because the police there are dumb. He walked out of the station, only to find that his clothes were gone because... __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

03-05-2003, 11:36 AM	#14
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	while in jail the police drugged him and stole his clothes. So he ran down the street to the local... __________________

03-05-2003, 01:10 PM	#15
Walks on Clouds Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Gothenburg, Sweden Age: 44 Posts: 346	army surplus store. Barging into the shop, he then... __________________ /Walks on Clouds - Pappy Huppy

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