I'm trying to be funny again

XRogue · 01-22-2002, 10:22 AM

On the eighth day God said "OK, you can take over now Murphy".

A drug is a substance which, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism

If anything can go wrong, it will
If anything can't go wrong, it will
If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will
If a series of events can go wrong, it will do so in the worst
possible sequence.
If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it
would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong.

The solving of a problem lies in finding the solvers

There is nothing so small that it cannot be blown out of proportion.

Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way
that you look forward to the trip.

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.

Rule of Creative Research:

1. Never draw what you can copy.
2. Never copy what you can trace.
3 Never trace what you can cut out and paste down.

What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.

I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

Arithmetic is bring able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.

Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life.

Hardware: the parts of a computer system that can be kicked.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to work.

Nothing is faster than the speed of light. To prove this to yourself,
try opening the refrigerator door before the light comes on.

RAM= Rarely Adequate Memory.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

Spinning Hat · 01-22-2002, 12:37 PM

I think rogue needs a part time job somewhere....

XRogue · 01-22-2002, 02:38 PM

Doing what?

Spinning Hat · 01-22-2002, 03:10 PM

I dunno.... work on the Turnpike as a toll booth teller? Or go work... somewhere around people older than 7..

XMEN-Rooster · 01-22-2002, 03:22 PM

Aluscia · 01-22-2002, 03:46 PM

Aww...

don't pick on my mommie! She's the bestest!

XRogue · 01-22-2002, 04:48 PM

Uh, Hat, David is 8, not 7. And you forgot to count Laur......

Besides, there is nothing wrong with the job I've got.

Stang · 01-22-2002, 04:52 PM

Yeah you leave her alone!!!

I love the refrige one

, I know Ive tried

.

Maz · 01-25-2002, 12:48 PM

Yah, Leave her alone :\

01-22-2002, 10:22 AM	#1
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	I'm trying to be funny again On the eighth day God said "OK, you can take over now Murphy". A drug is a substance which, when injected into a rat, will produce a scientific report. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism If anything can go wrong, it will If anything can't go wrong, it will If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will If a series of events can go wrong, it will do so in the worst possible sequence. If several things that could have gone wrong have not gone wrong, it would have been ultimately beneficial for them to have gone wrong. The solving of a problem lies in finding the solvers There is nothing so small that it cannot be blown out of proportion. Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip. Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal. Rule of Creative Research: 1. Never draw what you can copy. 2. Never copy what you can trace. 3 Never trace what you can cut out and paste down. What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?" Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. I'm going to live forever, or die trying. Arithmetic is bring able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. Monday is an awful way to spend one seventh of your life. Hardware: the parts of a computer system that can be kicked. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get to work. Nothing is faster than the speed of light. To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the light comes on. RAM= Rarely Adequate Memory. There's too much blood in my caffeine system. Last edited by XRogue; 01-22-2002 at 10:24 AM.

01-22-2002, 12:37 PM	#2
Spinning Hat Toupee Cover Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Coon Rapids, MN USA Age: 44 Posts: 755	I think rogue needs a part time job somewhere.... __________________ Never, Never, Never Quit -Winston Churchill

01-22-2002, 03:10 PM	#4
Spinning Hat Toupee Cover Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Coon Rapids, MN USA Age: 44 Posts: 755	I dunno.... work on the Turnpike as a toll booth teller? Or go work... somewhere around people older than 7.. __________________ Never, Never, Never Quit -Winston Churchill

01-22-2002, 03:46 PM	#6
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 41 Posts: 2,346	Aww... don't pick on my mommie! She's the bestest! __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

01-22-2002, 04:52 PM	#8
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	Yeah you leave her alone!!! I love the refrige one , I know Ive tried . __________________

01-22-2002, 02:38 PM	#3
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	Doing what?

01-22-2002, 03:22 PM	#5
XMEN-Rooster Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Smalltown, TX Age: 37 Posts: 60

01-22-2002, 04:48 PM	#7
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	Uh, Hat, David is 8, not 7. And you forgot to count Laur...... Besides, there is nothing wrong with the job I've got.

01-25-2002, 12:48 PM	#9
Maz Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Age: 42 Posts: 1,429	Yah, Leave her alone :\ __________________

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