Cookouts

XRogue · 08-15-2001, 02:23 PM

Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion:

(1) The woman goes to the store.
(2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.
(4) The man places the meat on the grill.
(5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
(7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
(8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
(10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."

And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

RazorDragoon · 08-15-2001, 02:39 PM

I have a not so cookout story.
It happened (very long ago) when me,MG,and our Dad
went camping.
We dumped a horde of gas on the camp-fire.
We threw in many other flamible objects.
And our Dad threw in a lit match.

You fill in the rest.

Have you ever had your hair catch on fire?

The End

XRogue · 08-15-2001, 03:07 PM

Singed, yes. On fire, no.

Stang · 08-15-2001, 04:38 PM

Just like men and boys to do that.

*chuckle*

"Lets try this, lets get everything around us and stack it in a big pile and see how big we can get it and see what happens"

*chuckle*

Aluscia · 08-16-2001, 04:31 AM

Well if you knew how much hair gel MG uses on his hair... wow... I'm surprized you didn't have an inferno...

RazorDragoon · 08-16-2001, 12:45 PM

lol good one,but it was a LONG time ago before MG gelled his hair like mad.

There was this one time when a threw fire-crackers in the fire.
heehee now that was fun!

The Ghost of MG · 08-16-2001, 01:07 PM

Yeah, and then there was that one time, when you forgot to open the top of the barbecue... and it "kaboomed" open for you?
Now that was quite amusing.

And on that issue of throwing gas on the fire. First off it was my dad's idea, and second of all, my brother is a pyromaniac. You see, I actually destroy things with fire, BD only tries.

Stang · 08-16-2001, 04:44 PM

Your dad is still a boy though

.

Throwing the fireworks is an old thing, everyone does that

. We did it a while ago with fireworks that where like 2 yrs old, think they had more punch to them

. They get better with age.

RazorDragoon · 08-16-2001, 07:59 PM

Like fine wine!

I don't know if age affects fire-works.

Damn, I forgot how they work now!

XRogue · 08-17-2001, 08:15 AM

Fireworks and wine ain't the only things that improve with age, honey.

:

KitZune · 08-17-2001, 10:46 AM

Fireworks are a mixture of incandescent chemicals and propellants in a tube capable of directing the flame or balls of flame. Magnesium is a prime candidate for Fireworks as it burns extremely brightly. They work like an old-fashioned stick o' dynomite. The wick runs up through the entire middle of the firework (or cracker) and lights the chemicals on fire in order from the bottom up (or sometimes top to bottom, depending on the display) Careful chemistry and positioning is what makes fireworks what they are... it's amazing they cost so little when you think of the work that must go into them...

Next time you're watching fireworks, don't think "FIRE" or "COOL" think... "SCIENCE!"

/me takes off the bill nye mask.

Uhhh... where's the cheese?

The Ghost of MG · 08-19-2001, 02:02 PM

But do you *really* know what goes into fireworks? Some big money-making CEO guy sez: "This is cool." and orders his Chemical Engineering henchmen to do the dirty work. They in turn look to a mass-manufacturing industry. The industry builds machines to throw the junk into the tube, cap the end, then throw the company's logo all over the darn thing, and turn out 50,000 of the things a day to boot. Moral of the story: Big companies hire henchmen to do all the dirty work, then take the credit. Yes science does play a part, but being the boss plays an even bigger part.

Aluscia · 08-19-2001, 06:49 PM

Hey Rogue, how good are you then?

THZDax · 08-19-2001, 11:29 PM

Cool i think this might be my favorit Thred its got
3 really GOOD things in it

1. BB-Q MMMMmmmmmmm.....
2. Fire (I am a SAFE Piromaniac

) I dont play untill safty percauseions are in effect. then i burn every thing

3. Talking about how Good people are

LOL

I think i love this thread.

08-15-2001, 02:23 PM	#1
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	Cookouts Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing: the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion: (1) The woman goes to the store. (2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer. (4) The man places the meat on the grill. (5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables. (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. (7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman. (8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table. (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. (10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

08-15-2001, 02:39 PM	#2
RazorDragoon Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Core of Inferno Posts: 256	Not so cookout I have a not so cookout story. It happened (very long ago) when me,MG,and our Dad went camping. We dumped a horde of gas on the camp-fire. We threw in many other flamible objects. And our Dad threw in a lit match. You fill in the rest. Have you ever had your hair catch on fire? The End __________________ Fools! With my armada of Meat Wagons, I shall crush all cities, and turn your allies into the undead weapon to crush you forever! BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA! - Ordin Frostbane

08-15-2001, 04:38 PM	#4
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	Just like men and boys to do that. chuckle "Lets try this, lets get everything around us and stack it in a big pile and see how big we can get it and see what happens" chuckle __________________

08-16-2001, 04:31 AM	#5
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 41 Posts: 2,346	Well if you knew how much hair gel MG uses on his hair... wow... I'm surprized you didn't have an inferno... __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

08-16-2001, 12:45 PM	#6
RazorDragoon Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Core of Inferno Posts: 256	lol lol good one,but it was a LONG time ago before MG gelled his hair like mad. There was this one time when a threw fire-crackers in the fire. heehee now that was fun! __________________ Fools! With my armada of Meat Wagons, I shall crush all cities, and turn your allies into the undead weapon to crush you forever! BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA! - Ordin Frostbane

08-15-2001, 03:07 PM	#3
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	Singed, yes. On fire, no.

08-16-2001, 01:07 PM	#7
The Ghost of MG Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Wired Posts: 30	Yeah, and then there was that one time, when you forgot to open the top of the barbecue... and it "kaboomed" open for you? Now that was quite amusing. And on that issue of throwing gas on the fire. First off it was my dad's idea, and second of all, my brother is a pyromaniac. You see, I actually destroy things with fire, BD only tries.

08-16-2001, 04:44 PM	#8
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	Your dad is still a boy though . Throwing the fireworks is an old thing, everyone does that . We did it a while ago with fireworks that where like 2 yrs old, think they had more punch to them . They get better with age. __________________

08-16-2001, 07:59 PM	#9
RazorDragoon Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Core of Inferno Posts: 256	Like fine wine! I don't know if age affects fire-works. Damn, I forgot how they work now! __________________ Fools! With my armada of Meat Wagons, I shall crush all cities, and turn your allies into the undead weapon to crush you forever! BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA! - Ordin Frostbane

08-17-2001, 08:15 AM	#10
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	Fireworks and wine ain't the only things that improve with age, honey. :

08-17-2001, 10:46 AM	#11
KitZune Transgendered Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Burlington Ontario (Near Toronto) Age: 42 Posts: 1,079	Fireworks are a mixture of incandescent chemicals and propellants in a tube capable of directing the flame or balls of flame. Magnesium is a prime candidate for Fireworks as it burns extremely brightly. They work like an old-fashioned stick o' dynomite. The wick runs up through the entire middle of the firework (or cracker) and lights the chemicals on fire in order from the bottom up (or sometimes top to bottom, depending on the display) Careful chemistry and positioning is what makes fireworks what they are... it's amazing they cost so little when you think of the work that must go into them... Next time you're watching fireworks, don't think "FIRE" or "COOL" think... "SCIENCE!" /me takes off the bill nye mask. Uhhh... where's the cheese? __________________ She's named after Judas... Not a CARROT Click here to view my artwork

08-19-2001, 02:02 PM	#12
The Ghost of MG Registered User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Wired Posts: 30	But do you really know what goes into fireworks? Some big money-making CEO guy sez: "This is cool." and orders his Chemical Engineering henchmen to do the dirty work. They in turn look to a mass-manufacturing industry. The industry builds machines to throw the junk into the tube, cap the end, then throw the company's logo all over the darn thing, and turn out 50,000 of the things a day to boot. Moral of the story: Big companies hire henchmen to do all the dirty work, then take the credit. Yes science does play a part, but being the boss plays an even bigger part.

08-19-2001, 06:49 PM	#13
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 41 Posts: 2,346	Hey Rogue, how good are you then? __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

08-19-2001, 11:29 PM	#14
THZDax Forum Regular Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 348	Cool i think this might be my favorit Thred its got 3 really GOOD things in it 1. BB-Q MMMMmmmmmmm..... 2. Fire (I am a SAFE Piromaniac ) I dont play untill safty percauseions are in effect. then i burn every thing 3. Talking about how Good people are LOL I think i love this thread.