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06-28-2001, 08:21 AM | #1 |
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New words to an old Dylan song
How many roads must a man drive down
Before he admits he is lost? Why when a man becomes married is he unable to find his own socks? How many times will it take 'til he knows he has seen The Three Stooges enough? The answer my friend, I cannot comprehend The answer, I cannot comprehend. How many shows can a man surf through before the remote burns out? Why does he think that an intimate gift is a Dustbuster Plus for the house? How many sounds can a man's body make before he sleeps on the couch? The answer my friend, is take two aspirin The answer is take two aspirin. Why when we go for a romantic drive do we wind up at Builder's Square again? How many nights will he leave the seat up so I land on cold porcelain? How men really feel is a mystery to me and probably a mystery to them. The answer girlfriend is driving me to gin... The answer is driving me to gin. |
06-28-2001, 09:55 AM | #2 |
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poor Gambit
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06-28-2001, 10:36 AM | #3 |
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06-28-2001, 11:04 AM | #4 |
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You didn't like the dustbuster?
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06-28-2001, 02:06 PM | #5 |
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Actually I did, even though as I recall, it was purchase for general family usage and not as a gift for me. Shh. You want people thinkin' there's trouble in paradise, sweetie?
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06-28-2001, 04:36 PM | #6 |
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Oh I wait for the day when Gryphon brings home a gift like that for me .
He just gets stuff for me that he can play with too . |
06-28-2001, 05:09 PM | #7 |
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I think you need a pool table
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06-28-2001, 11:35 PM | #8 |
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hehe
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06-29-2001, 05:41 AM | #9 |
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Anyone seen Me Myself and Irene?... 'nuff said.
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06-29-2001, 11:14 AM | #10 |
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?? I'm confused.
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06-29-2001, 01:17 PM | #11 |
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I Strongly agree with the pool table idea
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