Greatest spam/virus email ever

Aluscia · 03-31-2004, 05:19 AM

Simple message.
"<b>This message </b>contains an attachment that will help you." (yes, the bold is intentional... it was bolded in the original email)

Help me what? I'm kinda curious, and yet, my danger sense and love for Koori the Ice Queen tells me not to.

Ghryphen · 03-31-2004, 08:09 AM

hehe, don't you know?

Maz · 03-31-2004, 10:01 AM

hmm, I wanna open it

Stang · 03-31-2004, 11:17 AM

Ill tell ya, Penis Enlargement, Viagra, Penis Enhancements, or some good ol' porn.

Gambit · 03-31-2004, 04:09 PM

Oh, you forgot pheromone cologne, penis enlargements, get-rich-quick/stock tips, penis enhancements, mail-order college degrees, "please your girlfriend", pharmaceuticals, porn, and lose! weight! now!

Stang · 03-31-2004, 04:53 PM

Oh yeah how could I forget those

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Aluscia · 04-01-2004, 09:50 AM

geez... sounds like you people have already opened up these attachments on a frequent basis.... That's crazy.

STUWEY · 04-01-2004, 10:58 AM

they are just reading off the titles.

I remember when the only spam i got came in a can

XMEN Ashaman DTM · 04-01-2004, 09:45 PM

You forgot penis enlargements.

Maz · 04-03-2004, 05:30 AM

I've been getting alot of blind date invitations, and penis enlargement

KitZune · 04-03-2004, 08:30 AM

I get like 100 porn emails a day.

But that's like consentual rape... it isn't rape if you want it.
It isn't spam if I want it.

Maz · 04-03-2004, 08:48 AM

I keep tellign customers we don;t filter spam because some people want it, and they never beleive me, but I was right !

Stang · 04-05-2004, 11:36 AM

And you have proof now

Lately I've been gettin some pretty gross ones with pictures, ewww! I dont want those ones at ALL!

Aluscia · 04-05-2004, 01:29 PM

the Moscow Bukkake ones? Yeah, pretty nasty

KitZune · 04-05-2004, 02:05 PM

Yummy Bukkake

03-31-2004, 05:19 AM	#1
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 41 Posts: 2,346	Greatest spam/virus email ever Simple message. "<b>This message </b>contains an attachment that will help you." (yes, the bold is intentional... it was bolded in the original email) Help me what? I'm kinda curious, and yet, my danger sense and love for Koori the Ice Queen tells me not to. __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

03-31-2004, 08:09 AM	#2
Ghryphen THZ Founder Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,927	hehe, don't you know? __________________ The Hounds of Zeus \| Allied Tribal Forces

03-31-2004, 10:01 AM	#3
Maz Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Age: 42 Posts: 1,429	hmm, I wanna open it __________________

03-31-2004, 11:17 AM	#4
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	Ill tell ya, Penis Enlargement, Viagra, Penis Enhancements, or some good ol' porn. __________________

03-31-2004, 04:09 PM	#5
Gambit Forum wh0re Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: DFW area, TX Posts: 744	Oh, you forgot pheromone cologne, penis enlargements, get-rich-quick/stock tips, penis enhancements, mail-order college degrees, "please your girlfriend", pharmaceuticals, porn, and lose! weight! now! __________________ XMEN member Card-carrying DTM OKL Fish-napper Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained. -The Tao of Programming

03-31-2004, 04:53 PM	#6
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	Oh yeah how could I forget those . __________________

04-01-2004, 09:50 AM	#7
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 41 Posts: 2,346	geez... sounds like you people have already opened up these attachments on a frequent basis.... That's crazy. __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

04-01-2004, 10:58 AM	#8
STUWEY Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Right behind you Age: 41 Posts: 242	they are just reading off the titles. I remember when the only spam i got came in a can

04-01-2004, 09:45 PM	#9
XMEN Ashaman DTM Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Age: 46 Posts: 965	You forgot penis enlargements.

04-03-2004, 05:30 AM	#10
Maz Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Age: 42 Posts: 1,429	I've been getting alot of blind date invitations, and penis enlargement __________________

04-03-2004, 08:30 AM	#11
KitZune Transgendered Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Burlington Ontario (Near Toronto) Age: 42 Posts: 1,079	I get like 100 porn emails a day. But that's like consentual rape... it isn't rape if you want it. It isn't spam if I want it. __________________ She's named after Judas... Not a CARROT Click here to view my artwork

04-03-2004, 08:48 AM	#12
Maz Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Age: 42 Posts: 1,429	I keep tellign customers we don;t filter spam because some people want it, and they never beleive me, but I was right ! __________________

04-05-2004, 11:36 AM	#13
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	And you have proof now Lately I've been gettin some pretty gross ones with pictures, ewww! I dont want those ones at ALL! __________________

04-05-2004, 01:29 PM	#14
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 41 Posts: 2,346	the Moscow Bukkake ones? Yeah, pretty nasty __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

04-05-2004, 02:05 PM	#15
KitZune Transgendered Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Burlington Ontario (Near Toronto) Age: 42 Posts: 1,079	Yummy Bukkake __________________ She's named after Judas... Not a CARROT Click here to view my artwork

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