Greatest spam/virus email ever
 

Simple message.
"This message contains an attachment that will help you." (yes, the bold is intentional... it was bolded in the original email)

Help me what? I'm kinda curious, and yet, my danger sense and love for Koori the Ice Queen tells me not to.

hehe, don't you know?

hmm, I wanna open it :P

Ill tell ya, Penis Enlargement, Viagra, Penis Enhancements, or some good ol' porn.

Oh, you forgot pheromone cologne, penis enlargements, get-rich-quick/stock tips, penis enhancements, mail-order college degrees, "please your girlfriend", pharmaceuticals, porn, and lose! weight! now! :(

Oh yeah how could I forget those :).

geez... sounds like you people have already opened up these attachments on a frequent basis.... That's crazy.

they are just reading off the titles.

I remember when the only spam i got came in a can

You forgot penis enlargements.

I've been getting alot of blind date invitations, and penis enlargement

I get like 100 porn emails a day.

But that's like consentual rape... it isn't rape if you want it.
It isn't spam if I want it.

I keep tellign customers we don;t filter spam because some people want it, and they never beleive me, but I was right !

And you have proof now :D

Lately I've been gettin some pretty gross ones with pictures, ewww! I dont want those ones at ALL!

the Moscow Bukkake ones? Yeah, pretty nasty

Yummy Bukkake