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yak
03-03-2003, 07:48 AM
OK the last one failed but lets try to keep this one going and not turn it into another sex thread.



There was an old man that lived in a van down by the river. His favorite thing to do was...
Variable
03-03-2003, 08:36 AM
throw children into manholes, and then he'd...
Cerberus
03-03-2003, 09:33 AM
laugh
Spinning Hat
03-03-2003, 01:23 PM
hysterically while he ate moldy fried chicken from the local Jack in the Box dumpster.

But we didn't always live in a van down by the river, oh no, he used to be a....
Gambit
03-03-2003, 01:47 PM
chauffer to one of the richest industrialists in town. That is, until one day as he was driving his boss to the office...
yak
03-04-2003, 07:38 AM
when he got in a car crash where boh his arms and legs were...
KitZune
03-04-2003, 09:23 AM
ripped horridly from his body in a gruesome bloodbath. He survived however and when he awoke in the hospital...
Aluscia
03-04-2003, 09:33 AM
He was the newest spokesperson for Waramps. Weird, he thought, since he never donated to...
Spinning Hat
03-04-2003, 02:03 PM
the Local Red Cross, who graciously raised money on his behalf to help pay his medical bills, after his cousin Vito...
yak
03-05-2003, 05:46 AM
drained his bank accounts and ran off to mexico with...
Walks on Clouds
03-05-2003, 08:04 AM
Danny's (as the old man was called) sister, Linda. So, Danny eventually got out of hospital, no less than three weeks after the incident, only to...
Spinning Hat
03-05-2003, 08:43 AM
Get caught in the middle of a Gang war, where he was prompltky arrested on Drug Charges, and for inciting a riot.
Aluscia
03-05-2003, 09:19 AM
But he was in L.A., so the charges were dropped because the police there are dumb. He walked out of the station, only to find that his clothes were gone because...
Stang
03-05-2003, 11:36 AM
while in jail the police drugged him and stole his clothes. So he ran down the street to the local...
Walks on Clouds
03-05-2003, 01:10 PM
army surplus store. Barging into the shop, he then...
Variable
03-05-2003, 02:59 PM
bought a crate full of bouncing betties and a shovel and proceeded to distribute them at the local....
XMEN Ashaman DTM
03-05-2003, 03:53 PM
petting zoo, where he knew the police chief's grandkids would be.

Then he saw...
Spinning Hat
03-06-2003, 05:46 AM
His favorite animal, the Emu. Surprised to see the chief's grandkids right there, in front the Emu, and is eyes began to water because during his childhood, which was not happy....
Aluscia
03-06-2003, 07:58 PM
The Emu shat all over his brand new shoes (aww....). So he laid waste to the whole scene with his super-uber-incredible-ultra-...
yak
03-07-2003, 05:44 AM
instrement of destruction. Which he proceeded to use the device on the cheif's grandkids, it made a whirring sound and . . .