| 1 | Ashaman: "Why do women seem to come in groups? There will be several months where I won't meet any, then there will be a new crop, and I'll have to pick." |
| 2 | Blackjack: "we are eating cornuts" - KitZune: "cornuts?" |
| 3 | Cheesy_Poof_Man: "argg, theres an ice cream truck thats been circling me apartment for 10 minutes now :( DAMN YOU POP GOES THE WEASAL, DAMN YOU!" |
| 5 | Dynomutt: "how do you do that sitting down?" - KitZune: "It's amazing what a careful finger can do, Dyno." |
| 6 | Dynomutt: "i just had a glass of milk so my throat is all slimy :)" |
| 7 | Kalel: "In heavy armor, fires off a mortar and watches it fly away and says 'follow the mortar, it will find Steele.'" |
| 8 | Kalel: "oh I am sorry that is chocolate...I was tring to see if m&m's melted other places besides your mouth" |
| 9 | KitZune: "What do I do with these chickens?" |
| 10 | KitZune: "Do I put the magic beans in this hole?" |
| 11 | KitZune: "When I slap my belly.. it makes a cool noise like a bongo drum" |
| 12 | KitZune: "I feel like there is a gnome in my head who likes to play with Chainsaws" |
| 13 | KitZune: "Sometime.. i get this urge... to just take a CD.. and press it against my forehead and sing a domonic chant while doing it." |
| 14 | KitZune: "I love SailorMoon.. she's my hero... I wanna be like her....Actually I'd like to be like Sailor Mercury with Sailor Jupiters body." |
| 15 | KitZune: "I drink my own pee... think that'll help?" |
| 16 | KitZune: "I'm going to stick a q-tip up my nose until it hits the part of my brain that hangs down into my nasal cavity." |
| 17 | KitZune: "There's a "Steele's Ave." in burlington.. everytime I see it I get all misty eyed" |
| 18 | Laurelin: "man... my bitch post is almost complete" |
| 19 | Mustang: "Oh yeah what's he going to do come and whip me with a maglight?" |
| 20 | Porsche: "There are times when a man must be forgiven for not looking a woman in the eye." |
| 21 | Ravok: "I kill with looks better than most do with fists." |
| 22 | RedSirus]DTM[ is now known as RedSirus[DTM] - RedSirus[DTM]: "Was anyone else going to tell me I had my tag untucked?" |
| 23 | Rudejelly: "Next time clear the mines and keep yer green eggs to yo' self!" |
| 24 | Rudejelly: "Your like the Troll under the bridge in that 3 Billy Goats Gruff story." |
| 25 | Steele: "When I fart I see the light." |
| 26 | Steele: "BJ I like the Quotes on the Web page...where do you get them from?" |
| 27 | Tazman: "BJ don't read.... Taz is not good at intercorse, but is VERY good at other things" |
| 28 | Viper: "Once, when I was capping, I missed the flag, rammed into a wall, and died." |
| 29 | Warhawk: "Speaking of mufflers...when was the last time you had yours waxed Porschie-Poo???" |
| 30 | KitZune: "Stang, My Dillsnick is about 2.5 hampsters long" |
| 31 | KitZune: "I would get down with Barbie if she were 5' or more and ... well.. living" |
| 32 | Jester: "I take my penis to work now for connection purposes." |
| 33 | LoS-Mazellan[DTM] has quit IRC (Quit: Jester leaves little poopy pellets) |
| 34 | SpinningHat: "n im nekkiid fer some reason." |
| 35 | KitZune: "I have this INSANE tickle in my ass crack that I can't scratch by sliding back and forth on my chair..." |
| 36 | Ambush_Bug: "How does one make it into the quotes file, anyway? Does it have to meet a certain level of repulchritude, or be just plain silly?" |
| 37 | SpinningHat: "Jester looks like a dork in his uniform...." |
| 38 | KitZune: "Oompa loompa doopity daa if you're not greedy you will go far." |
| 39 | Stu_Piditee: "If i ever get any i will prolly be overjoyed and unable to concentrate." |
| 40 | KitZune: "Hey that was cool... I just flipped a pen outta my mouth and caught it in my hand (<---- easily amused)" |
| 41 | KitZune: drills a hole into her temple, scratches her brain with her index finger, then puts a cork in the hole. "ahh, that's much better" |
| 42 | "*Stu_Piditee has a pointy cap that reads ECNUD when he looked in the mirror" |
| 43 | Stu_Piditee: "I hate it when BJ quotes me cuz he always catched at bad times" |
| 44 | Stu_Piditee: "I have this strange feeling that I am gonna get quoted sometime tonight" |
| 45 | Stang: "I mowed the front yard and it looks like toxic waste color :D" |
| 46 | Ravok-99: "Too true... Dating is no way to meet someone you might like." |
| 47 | SL83: "I tore it's head off, and then stuck a pencil through the top of it." |
| 48 | TheSpirit: "I taped the baby's head forward so it would not fall back." |
| 49 | Stu_Piditee: "i just noticed you got rid of THZ Quotes..." |
| 50 | Dax: "My car has been arround the block more times than Steele" |
| 51 | SpinningHat: "I am ashamed.... I feel like a $2 hooker that got paid in pennies..." |
| 52 | KitZune: "Still adding random quotes?" |
| 53 | KitZune: "Last I remember there is no real age law on chiapets" |
| 54 | KitZune: "They all come naturally to me... Gryphon just likes my insane ramblings" |
| 55 | KitZune: "Gryphon should be always available to serve my every need" |
| 56 | KitZune: "I'll just have to scream in here until someone else heres me" |
| 57 | KitZune: "FINE!!! I'm going to bed... no one loves me anymore." |
| 58 | XRogue: "At least you got quoted once, Asha." |
| 59 | Walks on Clouds: "How come I don't ever get quoted? Don't I say anything interesting?" |
| 60 | XRogue: "And that is not your scheduled response, you are supposed to offer me chocolate" |
| 61 | Squeeky: "I sware there is a little midget running around the top of my left lung stabbing me with a needle" |
