My job

Aluscia · 03-21-2001, 07:56 PM

You know what... The more I think about, the better my job really sounds... I kick people out of Canada in my spare time. I sit at home and process immigration files, which, under my jurisdiction, ulitmately receive a court verdict based on what evidence I thought was relevent in the file to the case at hand. For example, If you are being refused permanent residency because of a Marriage of Convenience (Marriage with the sole perpose of gaining entry to Canada under Family Sponsorship), if I *FORGET* to put in the fact that you've been talking to your sponsor for 4 years by phone and letter, and emphasize the nasty letters you've been sending to immigration about the fact that you've been waiting 4 years for the case to be decided (it happens, believe me... I don't get paid enough), You will lose your case, and will be sent back to whatever little country you came from. (or big one, for that matter)
So, remember me when you're making fun of Canada. We don't just take ANYONE into our country.

KitZune · 03-21-2001, 08:12 PM

NOT MY UNCLE HAROLD! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Ghryphen · 03-22-2001, 08:44 AM

*edit* looks like I need to add the

icon.

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03-21-2001, 07:56 PM	#1
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 41 Posts: 2,346	You know what... The more I think about, the better my job really sounds... I kick people out of Canada in my spare time. I sit at home and process immigration files, which, under my jurisdiction, ulitmately receive a court verdict based on what evidence I thought was relevent in the file to the case at hand. For example, If you are being refused permanent residency because of a Marriage of Convenience (Marriage with the sole perpose of gaining entry to Canada under Family Sponsorship), if I FORGET to put in the fact that you've been talking to your sponsor for 4 years by phone and letter, and emphasize the nasty letters you've been sending to immigration about the fact that you've been waiting 4 years for the case to be decided (it happens, believe me... I don't get paid enough), You will lose your case, and will be sent back to whatever little country you came from. (or big one, for that matter) So, remember me when you're making fun of Canada. We don't just take ANYONE into our country. __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

03-21-2001, 08:12 PM	#2
KitZune Transgendered Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Burlington Ontario (Near Toronto) Age: 42 Posts: 1,079	NOT MY UNCLE HAROLD! NOOOOOOO!!!!!! __________________ She's named after Judas... Not a CARROT Click here to view my artwork

03-22-2001, 08:44 AM	#3
Ghryphen THZ Founder Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,927	edit looks like I need to add the icon. __________________ The Hounds of Zeus \| Allied Tribal Forces

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