Have you guys seen this?........

Jode · 01-09-2003, 10:36 PM

What would have happened if Dr. Seuss had written LOTR???

"Gandalf, Gandalf! Take the ring!
I am too small to carry this thing!"

"I can not, will not hold the One.
You have a slim chance, but I have none.
I will not take it on a boat,
I will not take it across a moat.
I cannot take it under Moria,
that's one thing I can't do for ya.
I would not bring it into Mordor,
I would not make it to the border."

-excerpt from Dr. Suess's LOTR.

Ghryphen · 01-09-2003, 10:40 PM

Cerberus · 01-10-2003, 11:02 AM

Thats because Gandalf already has something else.

XRogue · 01-10-2003, 12:44 PM

Heh, quit spoiling them, Jester. Besides, that's not even the whole reason he wouldn't take the One.

Funny, Jode.

Stang · 01-10-2003, 04:28 PM

Aluscia · 01-11-2003, 06:54 AM

He didn't take the one because he feared it would corrupt him, much in the same way Galadriel wouldn't take the one. (Any other reason is hear-say

)

Cerberus · 01-11-2003, 07:53 AM

HEH, thats funny because Galadriel also has something else.. But the reason she wouldn't take it relates to her past. It was a test for her, before she could go back into the west.

XRogue · 01-11-2003, 08:17 AM

I toldja to quit spoiling them, Jesterpoo.

Besides, all we need to do is have a Tolkien argument in here, we'll be declared geeks for the rest of our lives just because nobody will know what we are babbling about. And you and Laurelin are both right anyway. :b

Ghryphen · 01-11-2003, 12:05 PM

what are you babbling about

Spinning Hat · 01-11-2003, 12:42 PM

And you guys ARE geeks.

XRogue · 01-11-2003, 01:10 PM

We like being geeks, thank U.

Jode · 01-12-2003, 05:41 PM

Ya it was supposed to be funny!

Xenocidez66 · 01-13-2003, 03:15 PM

It was funny. Just one thing though. If you can sit and come up with something like that you must get a hobbie, because some one has WAY to much time on their hands.

XRogue · 01-13-2003, 07:50 PM

LoTR is our hobby, Xeno. O'course I have a number of others, such as Star Trek and needlework as well as 2 kids. I am a creative person in a number of respects.

Stang · 01-13-2003, 10:44 PM

Speaking of needle point, Gryphons mom got me a little needle point thing to work on. I opened it up and was like "wth? How do you do this?"

So might be asking you some questions

.

01-09-2003, 10:36 PM	#1
Jode Whoopiteedoo! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: WFZ Age: 48 Posts: 442	Have you guys seen this?........ What would have happened if Dr. Seuss had written LOTR??? "Gandalf, Gandalf! Take the ring! I am too small to carry this thing!" "I can not, will not hold the One. You have a slim chance, but I have none. I will not take it on a boat, I will not take it across a moat. I cannot take it under Moria, that's one thing I can't do for ya. I would not bring it into Mordor, I would not make it to the border." -excerpt from Dr. Suess's LOTR. __________________

01-09-2003, 10:40 PM	#2
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01-10-2003, 11:02 AM	#3
Cerberus One bad mofo'n Hound Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Your Mom's House Age: 47 Posts: 1,319	Thats because Gandalf already has something else. __________________ Tribes:Ascend Play it today for free

01-10-2003, 04:28 PM	#5
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	__________________

01-11-2003, 06:54 AM	#6
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 41 Posts: 2,346	He didn't take the one because he feared it would corrupt him, much in the same way Galadriel wouldn't take the one. (Any other reason is hear-say ) __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

01-10-2003, 12:44 PM	#4
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	Heh, quit spoiling them, Jester. Besides, that's not even the whole reason he wouldn't take the One. Funny, Jode.

01-11-2003, 07:53 AM	#7
Cerberus One bad mofo'n Hound Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Your Mom's House Age: 47 Posts: 1,319	HEH, thats funny because Galadriel also has something else.. But the reason she wouldn't take it relates to her past. It was a test for her, before she could go back into the west. __________________ Tribes:Ascend Play it today for free

01-11-2003, 08:17 AM	#8
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	I toldja to quit spoiling them, Jesterpoo. Besides, all we need to do is have a Tolkien argument in here, we'll be declared geeks for the rest of our lives just because nobody will know what we are babbling about. And you and Laurelin are both right anyway. :b

01-11-2003, 12:05 PM	#9
Ghryphen THZ Founder Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,927	what are you babbling about __________________ The Hounds of Zeus \| Allied Tribal Forces

01-11-2003, 12:42 PM	#10
Spinning Hat Toupee Cover Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Coon Rapids, MN USA Age: 44 Posts: 755	And you guys ARE geeks. __________________ Never, Never, Never Quit -Winston Churchill

01-11-2003, 01:10 PM	#11
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	We like being geeks, thank U.

01-12-2003, 05:41 PM	#12
Jode Whoopiteedoo! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: WFZ Age: 48 Posts: 442	Ya it was supposed to be funny! __________________

01-13-2003, 03:15 PM	#13
Xenocidez66 Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Iceland Age: 54 Posts: 207	It was funny. Just one thing though. If you can sit and come up with something like that you must get a hobbie, because some one has WAY to much time on their hands. __________________ Knoledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

01-13-2003, 07:50 PM	#14
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	LoTR is our hobby, Xeno. O'course I have a number of others, such as Star Trek and needlework as well as 2 kids. I am a creative person in a number of respects.

01-13-2003, 10:44 PM	#15
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	Speaking of needle point, Gryphons mom got me a little needle point thing to work on. I opened it up and was like "wth? How do you do this?" So might be asking you some questions . __________________

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