Internet Service through your.... toilet

LoS-NutzholzWolf · 04-02-2007, 11:53 AM

Yes, thats right folks! Google has done it! They are providing you with the greatest form of communication for free through your toilet. Now thats a big data pipe! They offer it in 3 speeds: Trickle, No. 2, and Royal Flush. It currently only works with Windows Vista and has high hardware requirements. But its free!

/me gets handed a link
http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/interne....ap/index.html

Hmm, get flushing you all, the internet is not getting any fuller.

*Note This was a meant as a joke based off Googles annual April Fools hoax*

Raiyven · 04-02-2007, 01:32 PM

Hey, I just tried to send a really big file through this new internet, but it got bounced back. Now there's data everywhere!

Ghryphen · 04-02-2007, 03:06 PM

Stang · 04-02-2007, 04:22 PM

Whats that smell?

Cerberus · 04-02-2007, 10:23 PM

well, I liked the idea, but it just wasn't a fat enough pipe for me.

Raiyven · 04-03-2007, 08:53 AM

Everytime I try and put up a firewall, the lid goes down.

LoS-NutzholzWolf · 04-03-2007, 10:43 AM

Every time I sit down while the firewall is up I get burned. The toilet backs up everything the internet goes down.

Raiyven · 04-03-2007, 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stang

Whats that smell?

So apparently, it's not data overflow you're smelling but Nutz's burnt I/O port.

SiFi · 04-03-2007, 10:55 AM

Not entirely without precedent
http://news.zdnet.co.uk/internet/0,1...9286165,00.htm

Just watch out for the..uh...sites that deal with bodily functions in a fetishised way.

04-02-2007, 11:53 AM	#1
LoS-NutzholzWolf Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Columbus, Oh Age: 40 Posts: 123	Internet Service through your.... toilet Yes, thats right folks! Google has done it! They are providing you with the greatest form of communication for free through your toilet. Now thats a big data pipe! They offer it in 3 speeds: Trickle, No. 2, and Royal Flush. It currently only works with Windows Vista and has high hardware requirements. But its free! /me gets handed a link http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/interne....ap/index.html Hmm, get flushing you all, the internet is not getting any fuller. Note This was a meant as a joke based off Googles annual April Fools hoax __________________ -LoS-TimberWolf "Republican Ideology advanced the concept of 'civic virtue' - the idea that democracy depended on the unselfish commitment of each citizen to the public good." from The Brief American Pageant 6st edition

04-02-2007, 01:32 PM	#2
Raiyven Big Bad Thread Boogeyman Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Burlington, ON. Age: 42 Posts: 406	Hey, I just tried to send a really big file through this new internet, but it got bounced back. Now there's data everywhere! __________________ "For in that we are both especially daring and especially thorough in calculating what we attempt, we can truly be distinguished from other men, for whom ignorance is boldness but calculation brings hesitancy. Rightly would they be judged strongest in spirit who recognize both dangers and pleasures with utmost clarity and are on neither count deterred from risks." - Thucydides, The Peloponnesian War: 2.40, "The Funeral Oration of Perikles" (431 BCE)

04-02-2007, 03:06 PM	#3
Ghryphen THZ Founder Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,927	Hehe __________________ The Hounds of Zeus \| Allied Tribal Forces

04-02-2007, 04:22 PM	#4
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	Whats that smell? __________________

04-02-2007, 10:23 PM	#5
Cerberus One bad mofo'n Hound Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Your Mom's House Age: 47 Posts: 1,319	well, I liked the idea, but it just wasn't a fat enough pipe for me. __________________ Tribes:Ascend Play it today for free

04-03-2007, 08:53 AM	#6
Raiyven Big Bad Thread Boogeyman Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Burlington, ON. Age: 42 Posts: 406	Everytime I try and put up a firewall, the lid goes down. __________________ "For in that we are both especially daring and especially thorough in calculating what we attempt, we can truly be distinguished from other men, for whom ignorance is boldness but calculation brings hesitancy. Rightly would they be judged strongest in spirit who recognize both dangers and pleasures with utmost clarity and are on neither count deterred from risks." - Thucydides, The Peloponnesian War: 2.40, "The Funeral Oration of Perikles" (431 BCE)

04-03-2007, 10:43 AM	#7
LoS-NutzholzWolf Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Columbus, Oh Age: 40 Posts: 123	Every time I sit down while the firewall is up I get burned. The toilet backs up everything the internet goes down. __________________ -LoS-TimberWolf "Republican Ideology advanced the concept of 'civic virtue' - the idea that democracy depended on the unselfish commitment of each citizen to the public good." from The Brief American Pageant 6st edition

04-03-2007, 10:55 AM	#9
SiFi Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: ([]*[])The Frozen North Age: 42 Posts: 230	Not entirely without precedent http://news.zdnet.co.uk/internet/0,1...9286165,00.htm Just watch out for the..uh...sites that deal with bodily functions in a fetishised way. __________________ Let thy speech be better than silence, or be silent -Dionysius of Halicarnassus

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