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Old 08-12-2001, 12:32 AM   #1
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come in groups?

Why do they all have to come at once, in a BIG group?

Why won't someone ANSWER ME!!??


And why the hell don't I figure out a way to date my HOT students? Huh? Any ideas? Right now, I am limited into running into one of them after the quarter ends....or getting them to come over to my apartment to "watch some movies".

Well?
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Old 08-12-2001, 01:48 AM   #2
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AND DAMMIT!!!

Why do women have to be confusing?
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Old 08-12-2001, 02:04 AM   #3
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uh What? this isnt tribes related yo
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Old 08-12-2001, 10:52 AM   #4
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This is the Bitch Pit, it hasn't needed to be a Tribes related forum.

On Topic......I can't answer :/
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Old 08-12-2001, 11:03 AM   #5
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lol no kidding?
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It was a joke? It was pretty llame.
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Old 08-12-2001, 11:46 AM   #7
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It's because women SMELL despiration, Asha... I swear.. it's a sub-ability of estrogen... We can tell exactly when you need it the most.. and that's when they will come in hoards and tease the hell outta you.

I suggest a Cross, Holy Water and a neckless of Garlic... Oh yeah and silver bullets will help too.


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Old 08-12-2001, 02:40 PM   #8
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We do it to keep you on your toes , we dont want you guys to get bored .

I will admit that we are confusing at times and have no clue myself, I have pondered the thought. I think its in our blood and its just instinictive.

*hint* *hint*
Groups of women, 3 somes, Manage a Trois, need anymore clues
*hint* *hint*

And yes we LOVE ROSES, those always seem to do the trick.
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Sex is also a good stimuli, if you're good looking and you keep it real. No, missionary isn't *boring*...

A good thing to remember with women is that we have bounds too... We aren't completely wild and crazy. We just have a lot of emotion...
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OMG!!!!

The girl that I went out with tonight was absolutely gorgeous! I was like "Holy Crap! This girl is HOT!!".

She told me that I have to be more agressive though...and that I have a second date with her. Whatever that means....




What does that mean?
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It means dont be shy, GO FOR IT!!!

Not like go for it like in score with her but you can go in for a kiss and stuff.

BJ was a shy one, he needed to be more aggressive. Now I cant get him away from me .
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Good lord I wanted to kiss her!!

BUT, I thought it would be more fun to tease her a bit instead.
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Oh, and the funny thing is that I didn't know her until last week, really. BUT, she knows a lot of the people that I call friends, and my roommates. They all went to the same highschool.

Ah well, I've got to plan a second date that will work around my schedule.
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Go for the TKO... Asha, when a girl says more aggressive, it means go for the gusto... initiate conversation, action, kisses, dancing... It means sweep her from her feet. Be tactile... ie - Hold hands, instead of being a stranger. but, whatever you do, *DON'T* be presumptuous... Aggressiveness does not mean you can call her your girl *yet*. Just hang tight, ask her what she wants to call your relationship... And have that talk. Second date is the springboard to many more dates, or the end of the relationship.

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Laurelin-senpai, you're so... so... I don't know, full of advice. *_* Sugoi na~ :: eyes sparkle ::

:: creates a Laurelin Fan Club :: And I'm the president, which means she belongs to ME! I mean, uhm, wait, did I say that out loud? ^.^;;;

Actually, I have complaints of my own about girlfriends right now. :: grumble :: But they're my own fault, and there are too many IRL friends of mine here to go too much into detail... :: glances around conspiratorially :: The walls have ears!

:: runs away suddenly, a lone superdeformed chibi-type vampire-girl in the night. Ehrm, late morning :: *That late already*? I forgot to go to sleep last night again. :: whine ::

Uhm...
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