Part 2 *18 and over*

Maz · 06-19-2001, 08:47 PM

POEM # 1
Roses are red,
Pickles are green,
I love your legs
and whats in between

POEM # 2
Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll **** you clean

POEM # 3
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all
I like your ass

POEM # 4
Im a cool girl,
in a cool town
It takes a real mother ******
To put me down

POEM # 5
Kissing is a habit
******* is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says "I Love You"
And you believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 monthes of pain
3 days in hospital
A baby with no name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never would have happened
If the rubber hadn't tore

POEM # 6
Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.

POEM # 7
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
**** a virgin
Not a slut.

POEM # 8
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.

POEM # 9
Holy mother ,
Full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we ******
And if my mum happened to walk in
Bless the **** I'd be in.

POEM # 10
Sex is when a guys communication
Enters a girls location
To increase population
For a younger generation
Do you get the explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration?

POEM # 11
Men are like public toliets
They are either engaged or full of ****!

POEM # 12
If guys had their periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!

POEM # 13
MENtal anxienty,
MENtal breakdowns,
MENstrual cramps,
MENopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!?

POEM # 14
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby i get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
**** me,
Very slowly,
If you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue
and make it nasty!!!!

Crono_Magnum · 06-19-2001, 09:01 PM

thats really funny stuff man but about that demonstration.......wait a minuet ewwwwwwwwww

lol
chris

Stang · 06-19-2001, 10:34 PM

Hey lets not get mental pictures that we cant get out of our heads going, especially of Maz

.

Dont need Nightmares

!!!

Great poems

Crono_Magnum · 06-19-2001, 10:57 PM

ya nice of you to tell me that now i dunno how to make that puking face but insert that here -->

chris

Dynomutt · 06-20-2001, 09:09 AM

ZechsMerquise · 06-20-2001, 09:22 AM

Quote:

POEM # 3
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all
I like your ass

Hey Ive used that one before! Got slapped for it but hey was well worth it!

The rest were great though

!!

THZDax · 06-25-2001, 04:49 PM

Does Anyone got a Part 3 ??? Come on MORE JOKES !!

BTW good poems

06-19-2001, 08:47 PM	#1
Maz Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Age: 42 Posts: 1,429	Part 2 18 and over POEM # 1 Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs and whats in between POEM # 2 Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll ** you clean POEM # 3 I like your style I like your class but most of all I like your ass POEM # 4 Im a cool girl, in a cool town It takes a real mother ** To put me down POEM # 5 Kissing is a habit *** is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says "I Love You" And you believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 monthes of pain 3 days in hospital A baby with no name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never would have happened If the rubber hadn't tore POEM # 6 Guys are like roses, Watch out for the pricks. POEM # 7 Smoke a smoke Not a butt a virgin Not a slut. POEM # 8 Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in. POEM # 9 Holy mother , Full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we ** And if my mum happened to walk in Bless the I'd be in. POEM # 10 Sex is when a guys communication Enters a girls location To increase population For a younger generation Do you get the explanation? Or do you need a demonstration? POEM # 11 Men are like public toliets They are either engaged or full of ! POEM # 12 If guys had their periods They would compare the size of their tampons! POEM # 13 MENtal anxienty, MENtal breakdowns, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!? POEM # 14 Roses are red, Violets are corny, When I think of you Ohh baby i get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, ** me, Very slowly, If you kiss me, dont be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!! __________________

06-19-2001, 10:34 PM	#3
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	Hey lets not get mental pictures that we cant get out of our heads going, especially of Maz . Dont need Nightmares !!! Great poems __________________

06-20-2001, 09:09 AM	#5
Dynomutt Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Portland, OR Age: 47 Posts: 286 Xbox Leaderboard: 2^nd	__________________

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06-19-2001, 09:01 PM	#2
Crono_Magnum Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: washigton Age: 38 Posts: 103	thats really funny stuff man but about that demonstration.......wait a minuet ewwwwwwwwww lol chris

06-19-2001, 10:57 PM	#4
Crono_Magnum Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: washigton Age: 38 Posts: 103	ya nice of you to tell me that now i dunno how to make that puking face but insert that here --> chris

06-25-2001, 04:49 PM	#7
THZDax Forum Regular Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 348	Does Anyone got a Part 3 ??? Come on MORE JOKES !! BTW good poems