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XRogue · 08-29-2001, 06:39 PM

Guess I wouldn't know.

Aluscia · 08-30-2001, 03:17 AM

Me neither...

XMEN Ashaman DTM · 09-04-2001, 05:24 PM

I guess I had better chime in here...

My DSL is down, so I am writing this from school.

I'm still getting together with the girl that started this thread. She's pretty cool, once I got to know her a bit. She hasn't freaked out on me, or done anything psycho (like some other girls that I have known). At first I didn't want to offend her with some of my more "colorful" aspects to my personality (jokes, sayings...if you've heard me on RW, you know what I mean.

) Then she told me that I was being too reserved, and THIS is where all the tension was coming from! I haven't said any comments to her about vodka enemas, the waffle game, or anything like that, but I realized what she was saying. Hehe.

Here's a tidbit: We went to a local festival/fair type thing (Bumbershoot), and spent Saturday there. While watching a musical performer, she touched me knee (I was wearing shorts, not pants). She didn't just touch it though, she did something else, and it REALLY made me stand up! I would almost have to say that it was better than sex, for the second or two that it lasted! The first time she did it, I was like HOLY #@$%!!!!!!!, and she started laughing; then she did it again, with the same reaction.
I'm not sure exactly how she did it, but if I could do it to myself I would!

Anyways, I know that sex-only relationships are fun. But for me, that fun only lasts for a little while, maybe three weeks at the most.

Oh and I found out something that I think confuses the hell out of men: women give a certain kind of advice on what they would like in a relationship, and men give another. When you ask a woman for advice on what kind of things to do on a date, you get VERY different ideas, than what a guy would say. (This is advice that I got from a woman, versus what I got from a man.) A guy has to NOT open up his entire heart to a woman that he meets (which is exactly what I was told to do, but rejected it because of my own experience.) You have to keep your cards in your hand, and go with your best pokerface, at first. This strategy works for women that want longterm relationships.
The ones that want sex now, and jump right in with both feet, are (more fun!), but in my experience have self esteem issues. <-- Not for me.

Oh well, these are little things that I have put together. Notes about observations if you will. They seem to work for me.

And I think Mustang will want a description (as will the guys):

She is 5'9" (or so)
about 135-140 (I think)
athletic build (she's tall)
blond hair
green eyes that seem to light up when the light hits them just right (I think these are her most attractive physical features)
a nice rack
she carries herself with confidence (I think this is what pulled me to her in the first place)

We started off with similar backgrounds (both had poor families to start), but she grew up on Bainbridge Island (rich people live there), and I grew up mostly in Renton (upper, middle class). BUT! She is not snobby which is awesome. We have similar personalities, but I'm more outgoing, and she is more introverted...plus she is a girl, so she likes girly things. We have many of the same friends, my roommate knew her in highschool, and one of her good friends is one of my friends. In fact that good friend of hers is a guy, and he's cool, but he wanted my to tell her some stories about myself that were funny, but somewhat crude. I did tell the hernia-doctor incident to her...

I spent most of this last weekend with her, just hanging out.

That's pretty much enough I think.

Stang · 09-04-2001, 10:28 PM

WOOHOO!!!

Im sooo happy for you Asha sounds like you guys are hitting it off great.

Yeah love it when just a little touch moves you in a huge way. Im sooo glad I feel that way and hope it never goes away

.

Thanks for the description

Again Im HAPPY for you, now dont screw it up

.

XRogue · 09-05-2001, 03:55 AM

Anyone calculating the odds?

J/K Asha, good luck to you.

Male and female advice on relationships is generally very different. Men are more blunt than women (pardon the pun) but women (so I'm told) are supposed to be more in touch with their feelings. An unfortunate thing in some ways. Often leads to misunderstandings faster than anything else.

Aluscia · 09-05-2001, 04:33 AM

Hehhehheh... she did the knee thing... mwa.... It's soooo funny. It was like the latest rage at my school last year... At any rate, that's awesome for you, Asha... I'm kinda worried about you now, tho... What's this about vodka enemas and waffle games? You've got me confused...

Spinning Hat · 09-05-2001, 08:09 AM

You DO NOT I repeat DO NOT want to know what the waffle game is. It was something someone had mentioned (Probably Asha) and everyone was curious, now we know and wish we didn't. I don't know what the Vodka Enema is, but I'm sure it's just as gross as the Waffle Game.

BUT, If you absolutely must know, email me at: spinninghat@home.com

Ambush_Bug · 09-05-2001, 12:35 PM

:shudder: :twitch:

*Bug contemplates telling what the waffle game is*

"No! It's too horrible! It's too gruesome! Hell, it makes sailors run screaming in terror!"

Yes, this sounds melodramatic. It isn't. Don't ask. For you own mental health. Please!

Aluscia · 09-05-2001, 12:50 PM

It's ok... I found out exactly what it is today... and I must admit, I don't think it's very funny...

It's actually really gross. The worst I have ever seen girls get is to put the girl who falls asleep first's bra in the freezer... after it's soaking wet.

XRogue · 09-05-2001, 01:30 PM

Heh, the grossness was what bothered me about the waffle game......but I am still in the dark about the Vodka Enema. After the waffle thing I don't think I care to ask. And males may be more gross than females, but females are not perfect either. Guess I should be grateful I am immune to the ol' frozen underwire trick you mentioned, Laur.

XMEN Ashaman DTM · 09-05-2001, 01:34 PM

Yeah, but the shock value of the waffle game is what makes it funny in a way. Very gross, but funny to see people's reactions to it. :b

(Yeah, it was me that brought that up a LONG time ago.)

So, Rogue... What are the odds?

Aluscia · 09-05-2001, 05:06 PM

Hrmm... knowing how many relationships you've gone through, how much advice you're getting, and how compatible you *seem* to be, I think you've got a 74.6% chance of making it work... give or take a few percent...

Stang · 09-05-2001, 05:17 PM

Well you cant say something about the waffle game and then not tell us. What a tease you are

.

Spin email me it.

XRogue · 09-05-2001, 05:51 PM

NOOOOOO!!! ERRRRK!!! ARRRRRRRRRGH!!!

As to the odds, they are improving. I calculate 76.4489 percent chance that you will eventually find SOMEONE to be with on a permanent basis, since that is what you seem to want and you will arrive at your self imposed minimum marriageable age before too long. As to whether this particular young lady is the one, naturally I have no clue whatever.

Make any sense?

Stang, you've been warned. Don't blame me for the results.

Stang · 09-05-2001, 09:09 PM

Laurelin told me, THAT IS NASTY!!! Someone has a gross mind to think of that.

08-30-2001, 03:17 AM	#47
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 42 Posts: 2,346	Me neither... __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

09-04-2001, 05:24 PM	#48
XMEN Ashaman DTM Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Age: 47 Posts: 965	Hee hee... I guess I had better chime in here... My DSL is down, so I am writing this from school. I'm still getting together with the girl that started this thread. She's pretty cool, once I got to know her a bit. She hasn't freaked out on me, or done anything psycho (like some other girls that I have known). At first I didn't want to offend her with some of my more "colorful" aspects to my personality (jokes, sayings...if you've heard me on RW, you know what I mean. ) Then she told me that I was being too reserved, and THIS is where all the tension was coming from! I haven't said any comments to her about vodka enemas, the waffle game, or anything like that, but I realized what she was saying. Hehe. Here's a tidbit: We went to a local festival/fair type thing (Bumbershoot), and spent Saturday there. While watching a musical performer, she touched me knee (I was wearing shorts, not pants). She didn't just touch it though, she did something else, and it REALLY made me stand up! I would almost have to say that it was better than sex, for the second or two that it lasted! The first time she did it, I was like HOLY #@$%!!!!!!!, and she started laughing; then she did it again, with the same reaction. I'm not sure exactly how she did it, but if I could do it to myself I would! Anyways, I know that sex-only relationships are fun. But for me, that fun only lasts for a little while, maybe three weeks at the most. Oh and I found out something that I think confuses the hell out of men: women give a certain kind of advice on what they would like in a relationship, and men give another. When you ask a woman for advice on what kind of things to do on a date, you get VERY different ideas, than what a guy would say. (This is advice that I got from a woman, versus what I got from a man.) A guy has to NOT open up his entire heart to a woman that he meets (which is exactly what I was told to do, but rejected it because of my own experience.) You have to keep your cards in your hand, and go with your best pokerface, at first. This strategy works for women that want longterm relationships. The ones that want sex now, and jump right in with both feet, are (more fun!), but in my experience have self esteem issues. <-- Not for me. Oh well, these are little things that I have put together. Notes about observations if you will. They seem to work for me. And I think Mustang will want a description (as will the guys): She is 5'9" (or so) about 135-140 (I think) athletic build (she's tall) blond hair green eyes that seem to light up when the light hits them just right (I think these are her most attractive physical features) a nice rack she carries herself with confidence (I think this is what pulled me to her in the first place) We started off with similar backgrounds (both had poor families to start), but she grew up on Bainbridge Island (rich people live there), and I grew up mostly in Renton (upper, middle class). BUT! She is not snobby which is awesome. We have similar personalities, but I'm more outgoing, and she is more introverted...plus she is a girl, so she likes girly things. We have many of the same friends, my roommate knew her in highschool, and one of her good friends is one of my friends. In fact that good friend of hers is a guy, and he's cool, but he wanted my to tell her some stories about myself that were funny, but somewhat crude. I did tell the hernia-doctor incident to her... I spent most of this last weekend with her, just hanging out. That's pretty much enough I think.

09-04-2001, 10:28 PM	#49
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 51 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	WOOHOO!!! Im sooo happy for you Asha sounds like you guys are hitting it off great. Yeah love it when just a little touch moves you in a huge way. Im sooo glad I feel that way and hope it never goes away . Thanks for the description Again Im HAPPY for you, now dont screw it up . __________________

09-05-2001, 04:33 AM	#51
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 42 Posts: 2,346	Hehhehheh... she did the knee thing... mwa.... It's soooo funny. It was like the latest rage at my school last year... At any rate, that's awesome for you, Asha... I'm kinda worried about you now, tho... What's this about vodka enemas and waffle games? You've got me confused... __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

09-05-2001, 08:09 AM	#52
Spinning Hat Toupee Cover Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Coon Rapids, MN USA Age: 45 Posts: 755	You DO NOT I repeat DO NOT want to know what the waffle game is. It was something someone had mentioned (Probably Asha) and everyone was curious, now we know and wish we didn't. I don't know what the Vodka Enema is, but I'm sure it's just as gross as the Waffle Game. BUT, If you absolutely must know, email me at: spinninghat@home.com __________________ Never, Never, Never Quit -Winston Churchill

08-29-2001, 06:39 PM	#46
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	Guess I wouldn't know.

09-05-2001, 03:55 AM	#50
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	Anyone calculating the odds? J/K Asha, good luck to you. Male and female advice on relationships is generally very different. Men are more blunt than women (pardon the pun) but women (so I'm told) are supposed to be more in touch with their feelings. An unfortunate thing in some ways. Often leads to misunderstandings faster than anything else.

09-05-2001, 12:35 PM	#53
Ambush_Bug Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 2001 Age: 47 Posts: 210	:shudder: :twitch: Bug contemplates telling what the waffle game is "No! It's too horrible! It's too gruesome! Hell, it makes sailors run screaming in terror!" Yes, this sounds melodramatic. It isn't. Don't ask. For you own mental health. Please!

09-05-2001, 12:50 PM	#54
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 42 Posts: 2,346	It's ok... I found out exactly what it is today... and I must admit, I don't think it's very funny... It's actually really gross. The worst I have ever seen girls get is to put the girl who falls asleep first's bra in the freezer... after it's soaking wet. __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

09-05-2001, 01:30 PM	#55
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	Heh, the grossness was what bothered me about the waffle game......but I am still in the dark about the Vodka Enema. After the waffle thing I don't think I care to ask. And males may be more gross than females, but females are not perfect either. Guess I should be grateful I am immune to the ol' frozen underwire trick you mentioned, Laur.

09-05-2001, 01:34 PM	#56
XMEN Ashaman DTM Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Age: 47 Posts: 965	hi Yeah, but the shock value of the waffle game is what makes it funny in a way. Very gross, but funny to see people's reactions to it. :b (Yeah, it was me that brought that up a LONG time ago.) So, Rogue... What are the odds?

09-05-2001, 05:06 PM	#57
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 42 Posts: 2,346	Hrmm... knowing how many relationships you've gone through, how much advice you're getting, and how compatible you seem to be, I think you've got a 74.6% chance of making it work... give or take a few percent... __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

09-05-2001, 05:17 PM	#58
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 51 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	Well you cant say something about the waffle game and then not tell us. What a tease you are . Spin email me it. __________________

09-05-2001, 05:51 PM	#59
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	NOOOOOO!!! ERRRRK!!! ARRRRRRRRRGH!!! As to the odds, they are improving. I calculate 76.4489 percent chance that you will eventually find SOMEONE to be with on a permanent basis, since that is what you seem to want and you will arrive at your self imposed minimum marriageable age before too long. As to whether this particular young lady is the one, naturally I have no clue whatever. Make any sense? Stang, you've been warned. Don't blame me for the results.

09-05-2001, 09:09 PM	#60
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 51 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	Laurelin told me, THAT IS NASTY!!! Someone has a gross mind to think of that. __________________

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