I can't believe this.... - Page 2

Maz · 12-28-2003, 08:49 AM

how did it get locked in there?

Ryukaki · 12-28-2003, 03:03 PM

It's a real long story, but summed up, it involved a gorrila, some rope, a sword, a slip'n'slide, four forks, a blue midget with one arm. Six diferent colors of the rainbow, and some sushi.

And if anyone has ever told you that you don't know Jack Schitt...

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc.

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After 15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseperable thoughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned from his travels with his Italian bride, Piza Schitt.

So, now if someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can beg to differ. You not only know Jack Schitt, but everyone on the Schitt list!

Maz · 12-29-2003, 02:15 AM

I saw the flash animation of that, I have the link home, it's hilarious

Stang · 01-02-2004, 06:19 PM

We still havent seen it!!! Been busy ever since Christmas and now we are being couch potatoes trying to clean up and get back on track

. Maybe I can get him to take me tomorrow

.

Maz · 01-03-2004, 02:20 AM

I've been very lazy too, haha

KitZune · 01-03-2004, 05:43 AM

I seens it I seens it! and I wantsss it! It's my precioussss

XRogue · 01-03-2004, 10:12 AM

I have seen it twice, now. Tell Gryph if he doesn't get you out there to see it soon, I will personally pitch him into the Sammath Naur.

Stang · 01-04-2004, 03:07 PM

Woohoo!!

Ryukaki · 01-11-2004, 11:43 PM

OMG I HAVE MADE YOU ALL INTO ANIMALS. Never should have mantioned mr. Schitt. He gets angry when I do, I thought I would brave it, and look where it has got us... I'm truely dissapointed.

Maz · 01-14-2004, 02:26 AM

I'm going to see the movie tonigth or tomorrow!

12-28-2003, 08:49 AM	#1
Maz Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Age: 42 Posts: 1,429	how did it get locked in there? __________________

12-28-2003, 03:03 PM	#2
Ryukaki Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Austin Texas. Age: 40 Posts: 21	Wellllllllllllllll It's a real long story, but summed up, it involved a gorrila, some rope, a sword, a slip'n'slide, four forks, a blue midget with one arm. Six diferent colors of the rainbow, and some sushi. And if anyone has ever told you that you don't know Jack Schitt... Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After 15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseperable thoughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned from his travels with his Italian bride, Piza Schitt. So, now if someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can beg to differ. You not only know Jack Schitt, but everyone on the Schitt list!

12-29-2003, 02:15 AM	#3
Maz Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Age: 42 Posts: 1,429	I saw the flash animation of that, I have the link home, it's hilarious __________________

01-02-2004, 06:19 PM	#4
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 51 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	We still havent seen it!!! Been busy ever since Christmas and now we are being couch potatoes trying to clean up and get back on track . Maybe I can get him to take me tomorrow . __________________

01-03-2004, 02:20 AM	#5
Maz Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Age: 42 Posts: 1,429	I've been very lazy too, haha __________________

01-03-2004, 05:43 AM	#6
KitZune Transgendered Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Burlington Ontario (Near Toronto) Age: 43 Posts: 1,079	I seens it I seens it! and I wantsss it! It's my precioussss __________________ She's named after Judas... Not a CARROT Click here to view my artwork

01-03-2004, 10:12 AM	#7
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	I have seen it twice, now. Tell Gryph if he doesn't get you out there to see it soon, I will personally pitch him into the Sammath Naur.

01-04-2004, 03:07 PM	#8
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 51 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	Woohoo!! __________________

01-11-2004, 11:43 PM	#9
Ryukaki Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Austin Texas. Age: 40 Posts: 21	Animals! OMG I HAVE MADE YOU ALL INTO ANIMALS. Never should have mantioned mr. Schitt. He gets angry when I do, I thought I would brave it, and look where it has got us... I'm truely dissapointed.

01-14-2004, 02:26 AM	#10
Maz Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Age: 42 Posts: 1,429	I'm going to see the movie tonigth or tomorrow! __________________