You know what got to me? - Page 2

Stang · 09-23-2002, 04:14 PM

Im going to be a KICKASS mom

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XMEN Ashaman DTM · 09-23-2002, 04:19 PM

Well, that too. Just remember that when you actually ask your kids to go pick out a branch to be switched with, that you look REALLY mean!

(I never experienced that, but I saw it happen to my older cousin. She was crying. "Dad! I won't do it again!")

The kid will think up the worst thing that they can when their imagination runs wild. You just have to look the part of someone that is willing to carry through on your threats.

But what do I know? I'm not a parent, and here I am telling someone what to do!

Sorry.

Stang · 09-23-2002, 04:52 PM

Hehe no problem, Im not a parent either so it doesnt bother me

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My Dad has told us stories of my Grandma sending them out to cut their own switches, brrrrrr schivers to even think of it.

Spinning Hat · 09-23-2002, 05:13 PM

My mom used to use a plastic slotted spoon.... Man that hurt..

XRogue · 09-23-2002, 07:20 PM

Mine used a wooden spoon. None too comfortable either.

Aluscia · 09-23-2002, 07:57 PM

Same with mine... she actually broke it on my behind

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Spinning Hat · 09-23-2002, 11:45 PM

My mom used the plastic cause they didn't break too often... But yeah, they did break she hit us so hard sometimes.... My Brother and I weren't very good kids....

Aluscia · 09-24-2002, 04:48 AM

Neither were my sister and I... we just learned not to say *anything* to our parents...

XRogue · 09-24-2002, 10:27 AM

I was a very well behaved kid. In fact, my parents were appalled that they used to think otherwise after they met some of their friend's teenagers.

Don't think they ever broke a spoon on us tho.

XMEN Ashaman DTM · 09-24-2002, 02:59 PM

My dad used his leather belt. Soft leather. The kind that makes you think twice about anything.

Stang · 09-24-2002, 04:53 PM

Ahh the Wooden Spoon what memories

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You saw that thing coming and you wanted to bolt! Man I can still feel it, OUCH! Once I tried to put on a few more pairs of undies and Mom caught on

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I got revenge though, when my Dad moved in to our apartment he brought a leather chair and I sat behind it with a pencil and poked so many holes in that thing

. I also did it cuz I didnt like this man moving into my place with my mom, she was MINE.

XRogue · 09-24-2002, 07:59 PM

I read an article once by a fella who'd been raised by his mother after his dad had died. Guy said that one year they almost killed a peach tree by pulling switches off it, he got spanked so much. That made me go ouch.

Ever seen one of those little paddles they make that have padding and ruffles and ribbons and lace all over it, to the point about all you can see is the handle, and its' labelled "Grandma's paddle" ?

XMEN Ashaman DTM · 09-26-2002, 10:04 PM

Woah. That sounds...kinky.

Slothario · 09-26-2002, 11:10 PM

We didnt get abused as kids, but we werent strangers to spankings either. Had to do the switch thing a few times...what really sucked about it was there was a stand of young willows not far from our house. The first time my mom sent me to get one, I thought I would be clever and get the thinnest one....boy, did I learn my mistake. The one I remember most though was when my mom went to get the belt...leather of course...I ran into the kitchen and made her chase me around the dining room table. Thought I was being clever again, I did...till she got tired of chasing me and reached across the table to snake me a good one. By the time I got over the suprise, she was on me and I got a few extra for my efforts

Slothario · 09-26-2002, 11:10 PM

Doh! Stupid double posts....or poster

09-23-2002, 04:14 PM	#16
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	Im going to be a KICKASS mom . __________________

09-23-2002, 04:52 PM	#18
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	Hehe no problem, Im not a parent either so it doesnt bother me . My Dad has told us stories of my Grandma sending them out to cut their own switches, brrrrrr schivers to even think of it. __________________

09-23-2002, 05:13 PM	#19
Spinning Hat Toupee Cover Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Coon Rapids, MN USA Age: 44 Posts: 755	My mom used to use a plastic slotted spoon.... Man that hurt.. __________________ Never, Never, Never Quit -Winston Churchill

09-23-2002, 07:57 PM	#21
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 41 Posts: 2,346	Same with mine... she actually broke it on my behind ... __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

09-23-2002, 11:45 PM	#22
Spinning Hat Toupee Cover Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Coon Rapids, MN USA Age: 44 Posts: 755	My mom used the plastic cause they didn't break too often... But yeah, they did break she hit us so hard sometimes.... My Brother and I weren't very good kids.... __________________ Never, Never, Never Quit -Winston Churchill

09-23-2002, 04:19 PM	#17
XMEN Ashaman DTM Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Age: 46 Posts: 965	Well, that too. Just remember that when you actually ask your kids to go pick out a branch to be switched with, that you look REALLY mean! (I never experienced that, but I saw it happen to my older cousin. She was crying. "Dad! I won't do it again!") The kid will think up the worst thing that they can when their imagination runs wild. You just have to look the part of someone that is willing to carry through on your threats. But what do I know? I'm not a parent, and here I am telling someone what to do! Sorry.

09-23-2002, 07:20 PM	#20
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	Mine used a wooden spoon. None too comfortable either.

09-24-2002, 04:48 AM	#23
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 41 Posts: 2,346	Neither were my sister and I... we just learned not to say anything to our parents... __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

09-24-2002, 10:27 AM	#24
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	I was a very well behaved kid. In fact, my parents were appalled that they used to think otherwise after they met some of their friend's teenagers. Don't think they ever broke a spoon on us tho.

09-24-2002, 02:59 PM	#25
XMEN Ashaman DTM Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Age: 46 Posts: 965	My dad used his leather belt. Soft leather. The kind that makes you think twice about anything.

09-24-2002, 04:53 PM	#26
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	Ahh the Wooden Spoon what memories . You saw that thing coming and you wanted to bolt! Man I can still feel it, OUCH! Once I tried to put on a few more pairs of undies and Mom caught on . I got revenge though, when my Dad moved in to our apartment he brought a leather chair and I sat behind it with a pencil and poked so many holes in that thing . I also did it cuz I didnt like this man moving into my place with my mom, she was MINE. __________________

09-24-2002, 07:59 PM	#27
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	I read an article once by a fella who'd been raised by his mother after his dad had died. Guy said that one year they almost killed a peach tree by pulling switches off it, he got spanked so much. That made me go ouch. Ever seen one of those little paddles they make that have padding and ruffles and ribbons and lace all over it, to the point about all you can see is the handle, and its' labelled "Grandma's paddle" ?

09-26-2002, 10:04 PM	#28
XMEN Ashaman DTM Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Age: 46 Posts: 965	Woah. That sounds...kinky.

09-26-2002, 11:10 PM	#29
Slothario Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 11	We didnt get abused as kids, but we werent strangers to spankings either. Had to do the switch thing a few times...what really sucked about it was there was a stand of young willows not far from our house. The first time my mom sent me to get one, I thought I would be clever and get the thinnest one....boy, did I learn my mistake. The one I remember most though was when my mom went to get the belt...leather of course...I ran into the kitchen and made her chase me around the dining room table. Thought I was being clever again, I did...till she got tired of chasing me and reached across the table to snake me a good one. By the time I got over the suprise, she was on me and I got a few extra for my efforts Last edited by Slothario; 09-26-2002 at 11:12 PM.