Dearest Redneck Son

Stang · 05-05-2005, 04:10 PM

Got this from my Aunt hehe no really my aunt

Dearest Redneck Son,

I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't
live where we did when you left home.

Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20
miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address
because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house
numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not
sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We
haven't
seen them since.

The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first
time for three days and the second time for four days.

About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it
would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut
them
off and put them in the pockets.

Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried
because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.

Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it
is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just
like your brother.

Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to
pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he
burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch
was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other
two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get
the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the
normal has happened.

Your Favorite Aunt,

Mom

Aluscia · 05-05-2005, 06:29 PM

Ah Hicks....

XMEN Ashaman DTM · 05-06-2005, 11:40 PM

High Desert Californians...

And people from Snohomish, Bothell, Kent, Auburn, Puyallup, Enumclaw, and Monroe! (All in WA state.

)

Raiyven · 05-07-2005, 07:03 PM

now someone post something about sled dogs and lumberjacks, or what ever our frozen north's stereotype is

Stang · 05-09-2005, 04:07 PM

Majority in Monroe

Ghryphen · 05-09-2005, 06:52 PM

hehe Steele can tell ya about the sleddogs

Steele · 05-21-2005, 07:33 AM

he he sled dogs...

05-05-2005, 04:10 PM	#1
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	Dearest Redneck Son Got this from my Aunt hehe no really my aunt Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days. About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like your brother. Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened. Your Favorite Aunt, Mom __________________

05-05-2005, 06:29 PM	#2
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 41 Posts: 2,346	Ah Hicks.... __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

05-07-2005, 07:03 PM	#4
Raiyven Big Bad Thread Boogeyman Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Burlington, ON. Age: 42 Posts: 406	now someone post something about sled dogs and lumberjacks, or what ever our frozen north's stereotype is __________________ "For in that we are both especially daring and especially thorough in calculating what we attempt, we can truly be distinguished from other men, for whom ignorance is boldness but calculation brings hesitancy. Rightly would they be judged strongest in spirit who recognize both dangers and pleasures with utmost clarity and are on neither count deterred from risks." - Thucydides, The Peloponnesian War: 2.40, "The Funeral Oration of Perikles" (431 BCE)

05-09-2005, 04:07 PM	#5
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	Majority in Monroe __________________

05-09-2005, 06:52 PM	#6
Ghryphen THZ Founder Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,927	hehe Steele can tell ya about the sleddogs __________________ The Hounds of Zeus \| Allied Tribal Forces

05-06-2005, 11:40 PM	#3
XMEN Ashaman DTM Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Age: 46 Posts: 965	High Desert Californians... And people from Snohomish, Bothell, Kent, Auburn, Puyallup, Enumclaw, and Monroe! (All in WA state. )

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