LOTR top ten

XRogue · 09-04-2003, 06:25 PM

Top Ten Signs You've Been Spending WAY Too Much Time in the LOTR Universe-

10. Every time you step out of your house, you turn to whoever is departing with you and say, "It's a dangerous business, going out of your door."

9. You tape (or tie) down your ring finger and introduce yourself as "(Name), of the Nine Fingers".

8. You go searching for LOTR fan art and nearly pop a blood vessel when you see that someone has drawn a hobbit with straight hair or (gasp) shoes!

7. You put on your favorite ring and run around the house, playing tricks on people and really believe that they can't see you. (Note, this my also be a sign of genuine insanity. Consult your doctor.)

6. You are given a creative writing assignment in class and your immedate thought is, "How can I work hobbits into this?"

5. You yell at people who claim that elves are small, mischievous creatures who were green pointed hats and shoes.

4. You plan to name your first four children Frodo, Samwise, Merry, and Pippin, no matter what their genders are!

3. You dance down the street singing "Hey-dol! Merry-dol!" Etc. (I'll pay you if you do this down the streets of New York in broad daylight.)

2. You stare into rivers and attempt to grab fish with your hands.

1. You dress as a hobbit for Halloween. (Or better, the Medeval Faire.) And when you do, you go as far as to curl your hair and go without shaving your legs for weeks (if your a girl.)

Jode · 09-04-2003, 07:00 PM

Ghryphen · 09-04-2003, 07:14 PM

XRogue · 09-05-2003, 06:40 AM

Mind you, there ARE people who do these things....

Walks on Clouds · 09-05-2003, 07:07 AM

"5. You yell at people who claim that elves are small, mischievous creatures who were green pointed hats and shoes. "

I do this.

"8. You go searching for LOTR fan art and nearly pop a blood vessel when you see that someone has drawn a hobbit with straight hair or (gasp) shoes!"

And this...

Does this make me a bad person?

(btw, I'll be off for the weekend, spending some time at my parents' summer house on the west coast, reading some of the last sun for the season and enjoying my homework. Or was it the other way around, I never can seem to remember...)

XRogue · 09-05-2003, 07:28 AM

Yah, with regards to #5, I've had someone ask me, "Are we talking the guys from Keebler here?" referring to the Elves.

Oy vey.

Stang · 09-05-2003, 11:22 AM

XMEN Ashaman DTM · 09-05-2003, 02:30 PM

Quote:

2. You stare into rivers and attempt to grab fish with your hands.

Contrary to popular belief, this is quite possible. Though you can't be as lazy as with a rod, hook, and bait.

I've seen it done.

09-04-2003, 06:25 PM	#1
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	LOTR top ten Top Ten Signs You've Been Spending WAY Too Much Time in the LOTR Universe- 10. Every time you step out of your house, you turn to whoever is departing with you and say, "It's a dangerous business, going out of your door." 9. You tape (or tie) down your ring finger and introduce yourself as "(Name), of the Nine Fingers". 8. You go searching for LOTR fan art and nearly pop a blood vessel when you see that someone has drawn a hobbit with straight hair or (gasp) shoes! 7. You put on your favorite ring and run around the house, playing tricks on people and really believe that they can't see you. (Note, this my also be a sign of genuine insanity. Consult your doctor.) 6. You are given a creative writing assignment in class and your immedate thought is, "How can I work hobbits into this?" 5. You yell at people who claim that elves are small, mischievous creatures who were green pointed hats and shoes. 4. You plan to name your first four children Frodo, Samwise, Merry, and Pippin, no matter what their genders are! 3. You dance down the street singing "Hey-dol! Merry-dol!" Etc. (I'll pay you if you do this down the streets of New York in broad daylight.) 2. You stare into rivers and attempt to grab fish with your hands. 1. You dress as a hobbit for Halloween. (Or better, the Medeval Faire.) And when you do, you go as far as to curl your hair and go without shaving your legs for weeks (if your a girl.)

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XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	Mind you, there ARE people who do these things....

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Walks on Clouds Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Gothenburg, Sweden Age: 44 Posts: 346	"5. You yell at people who claim that elves are small, mischievous creatures who were green pointed hats and shoes. " I do this. "8. You go searching for LOTR fan art and nearly pop a blood vessel when you see that someone has drawn a hobbit with straight hair or (gasp) shoes!" And this... Does this make me a bad person? (btw, I'll be off for the weekend, spending some time at my parents' summer house on the west coast, reading some of the last sun for the season and enjoying my homework. Or was it the other way around, I never can seem to remember...) __________________ /Walks on Clouds - Pappy Huppy

09-05-2003, 07:28 AM	#6
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	Yah, with regards to #5, I've had someone ask me, "Are we talking the guys from Keebler here?" referring to the Elves. Oy vey.

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