F*@!in spiders

Aluscia · 11-04-2002, 04:57 PM

I know we had a similar discussion some time ago (no, I really don't want to see any more hobo spiders, honestly), but

I HATE SPIDERS TO THE HUGEST ******* DEGREE!!!!!

Ok... Now that I have that out of the way, let me tell you why. They've decided that my room will be their home for the winter, since I live in the half-basement (my window is at ground level). Great. Now I mind don't them, since I was the victor of the last room-wide war, if they abide by the Treaty of my Bedroom Window, which basically reduces to staying in the window area of my room, and not being visable to me at all. I let them know that I would crush them if I saw them, but I wouldn't go out of my way to kill them if they weren't in my way.

That was like 3 years ago... Now there's all these newcomers, and they don't ******* know the ropes. I just killed two today, one of which decided that my computer screen was a good place to sleep, and the other decided that my chocolate chip bowl matched the colour of his body... Needless to say, both are dead, the latter before he could reach the sanctity of the bowl. I just get so irritated at having to kill them, because I really don't want to start another ******* war, where I wake up with centipedes crawling on my arms and such. I had such a good relationship with the bugs of my house. I think Global warming is screwing with their little brains and making them loco.

Sorry for the seemingly illogical bitch post about this... I realize spiders don't understand me... I'm just pissed off that I have to kill them in increasing numbers now... I want to have a room without the little buggers if I can.

Stang · 11-04-2002, 05:04 PM

I HATE SPIDERS!!!!!!!

KitZune · 11-04-2002, 05:09 PM

Spiders are cool.

I once had this big spider jump at my face and it was hit out of the air by my friend with a canoe paddle...

WELCOME TO CANADA, EH!?

Spinning Hat · 11-04-2002, 08:38 PM

Spiders =

Xenocidez66 · 11-08-2002, 03:39 AM

Move to Iceland we don't even have bugs here, That includes spiders I haven't seen a spider in 3 years.

Aluscia · 11-08-2002, 12:43 PM

Wow, now I see what Gryph has done.... Turn off the censorship! We're all big boys and girls...

XMEN Ashaman DTM · 11-08-2002, 01:51 PM

Spiders are okay. I prefer them to having roaches and ants in the house. But the rest of my family is another story. I also get a little freaked out if I see one on the wall by my bed. (Which has not happened since I moved back to my parent's.)

The spiders seem to observe some hidden boundary to stay out of my room. It's kind of cool!

Aluscia · 11-08-2002, 10:31 PM

I see... you've taught them a lesson in pain, or something... Just wait a couple of years, they'll be back. That's what happened to me.

yak · 11-26-2002, 07:45 AM

did you know that during your life, while you sleep, you eat an average of eight spiders.

XMEN Ashaman DTM · 11-26-2002, 07:59 AM

Did you know that they taste like a cross between chicken and crab?

Ghryphen · 11-26-2002, 09:03 AM

Spinning Hat · 11-26-2002, 09:37 AM

That's Gross!

Aluscia · 11-26-2002, 11:54 AM

That's wicked

You know, since crabs are arachnids, and every kind of meat tastes like chicken... Clever.

XMEN Ashaman DTM · 11-26-2002, 02:07 PM

But it's also true.

Cerberus · 11-26-2002, 02:52 PM

if it wern't for spiders, there would be billions more bugs.

11-04-2002, 04:57 PM	#1
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 41 Posts: 2,346	*F@!in spiders I know we had a similar discussion some time ago (no, I really don't want to see any more hobo spiders, honestly), but I HATE SPIDERS TO THE HUGEST *** DEGREE!!!!! Ok... Now that I have that out of the way, let me tell you why. They've decided that my room will be their home for the winter, since I live in the half-basement (my window is at ground level). Great. Now I mind don't them, since I was the victor of the last room-wide war, if they abide by the Treaty of my Bedroom Window, which basically reduces to staying in the window area of my room, and not being visable to me at all. I let them know that I would crush them if I saw them, but I wouldn't go out of my way to kill them if they weren't in my way. That was like 3 years ago... Now there's all these newcomers, and they don't *** know the ropes. I just killed two today, one of which decided that my computer screen was a good place to sleep, and the other decided that my chocolate chip bowl matched the colour of his body... Needless to say, both are dead, the latter before he could reach the sanctity of the bowl. I just get so irritated at having to kill them, because I really don't want to start another ***** war, where I wake up with centipedes crawling on my arms and such. I had such a good relationship with the bugs of my house. I think Global warming is screwing with their little brains and making them loco. Sorry for the seemingly illogical bitch post about this... I realize spiders don't understand me... I'm just pissed off that I have to kill them in increasing numbers now... I want to have a room without the little buggers if I can. __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

11-04-2002, 05:04 PM	#2
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	I HATE SPIDERS!!!!!!! __________________

11-04-2002, 05:09 PM	#3
KitZune Transgendered Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Burlington Ontario (Near Toronto) Age: 42 Posts: 1,079	Spiders are cool. I once had this big spider jump at my face and it was hit out of the air by my friend with a canoe paddle... WELCOME TO CANADA, EH!? __________________ She's named after Judas... Not a CARROT Click here to view my artwork

11-04-2002, 08:38 PM	#4
Spinning Hat Toupee Cover Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Coon Rapids, MN USA Age: 44 Posts: 755	Spiders = __________________ Never, Never, Never Quit -Winston Churchill

11-08-2002, 03:39 AM	#5
Xenocidez66 Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Iceland Age: 54 Posts: 207	Move to Iceland we don't even have bugs here, That includes spiders I haven't seen a spider in 3 years. __________________ Knoledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

11-08-2002, 12:43 PM	#6
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 41 Posts: 2,346	Wow, now I see what Gryph has done.... Turn off the censorship! We're all big boys and girls... __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

11-08-2002, 01:51 PM	#7
XMEN Ashaman DTM Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Age: 46 Posts: 965	Spiders are okay. I prefer them to having roaches and ants in the house. But the rest of my family is another story. I also get a little freaked out if I see one on the wall by my bed. (Which has not happened since I moved back to my parent's.) The spiders seem to observe some hidden boundary to stay out of my room. It's kind of cool!

11-08-2002, 10:31 PM	#8
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 41 Posts: 2,346	I see... you've taught them a lesson in pain, or something... Just wait a couple of years, they'll be back. That's what happened to me. __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

11-26-2002, 07:45 AM	#9
yak Threadkiller Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: marysville, washington Age: 39 Posts: 537	did you know that during your life, while you sleep, you eat an average of eight spiders. __________________ One can smile, and smile, and still be a villian.-William Shakespeare Are you trying to tell me that the man who tried to put a rubber fist in my anus was a uhh.. homosexual?-Borat

11-26-2002, 07:59 AM	#10
XMEN Ashaman DTM Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Age: 46 Posts: 965	Did you know that they taste like a cross between chicken and crab?

11-26-2002, 09:03 AM	#11
Ghryphen THZ Founder Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,927	__________________ The Hounds of Zeus \| Allied Tribal Forces

11-26-2002, 09:37 AM	#12
Spinning Hat Toupee Cover Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Coon Rapids, MN USA Age: 44 Posts: 755	That's Gross! __________________ Never, Never, Never Quit -Winston Churchill

11-26-2002, 11:54 AM	#13
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 41 Posts: 2,346	That's wicked You know, since crabs are arachnids, and every kind of meat tastes like chicken... Clever. __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

11-26-2002, 02:07 PM	#14
XMEN Ashaman DTM Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Age: 46 Posts: 965	But it's also true.

11-26-2002, 02:52 PM	#15
Cerberus One bad mofo'n Hound Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Your Mom's House Age: 47 Posts: 1,319	if it wern't for spiders, there would be billions more bugs. __________________ Tribes:Ascend Play it today for free

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