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06-19-2001, 08:47 PM
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Forum wh0re
Join Date: Mar 2001
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Part 2 *18 and over*
POEM # 1
Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs and whats in between POEM # 2 Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll **** you clean POEM # 3 I like your style I like your class but most of all I like your ass POEM # 4 Im a cool girl, in a cool town It takes a real mother ****** To put me down POEM # 5 Kissing is a habit ******* is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says "I Love You" And you believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 monthes of pain 3 days in hospital A baby with no name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never would have happened If the rubber hadn't tore POEM # 6 Guys are like roses, Watch out for the pricks. POEM # 7 Smoke a smoke Not a butt **** a virgin Not a slut. POEM # 8 Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in. POEM # 9 Holy mother , Full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we ****** And if my mum happened to walk in Bless the **** I'd be in. POEM # 10 Sex is when a guys communication Enters a girls location To increase population For a younger generation Do you get the explanation? Or do you need a demonstration? POEM # 11 Men are like public toliets They are either engaged or full of ****! POEM # 12 If guys had their periods They would compare the size of their tampons! POEM # 13 MENtal anxienty, MENtal breakdowns, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!? POEM # 14 Roses are red, Violets are corny, When I think of you Ohh baby i get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, **** me, Very slowly, If you kiss me, dont be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!
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06-19-2001, 09:01 PM
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thats really funny stuff man but about that demonstration.......wait a minuet ewwwwwwwwww
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06-19-2001, 10:34 PM
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Hey lets not get mental pictures that we cant get out of our heads going, especially of Maz
 .Dont need Nightmares  !!!Great poems 
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06-19-2001, 10:57 PM
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ya nice of you to tell me that now i dunno how to make that puking face but insert that here -->
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06-20-2001, 09:09 AM
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06-20-2001, 09:22 AM
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The rest were great though  !! |
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06-25-2001, 04:49 PM
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Does Anyone got a Part 3 ??? Come on MORE JOKES !!
BTW good poems |
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