Part 2 *18 and over*

[Maz]

POEM # 1
Roses are red,
Pickles are green,
I love your legs
and whats in between

POEM # 2
Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll **** you clean

POEM # 3
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all
I like your ass

POEM # 4
Im a cool girl,
in a cool town
It takes a real mother ******
To put me down

POEM # 5
Kissing is a habit
******* is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says "I Love You"
And you believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 monthes of pain
3 days in hospital
A baby with no name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never would have happened
If the rubber hadn't tore

POEM # 6
Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.

POEM # 7
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
**** a virgin
Not a slut.

POEM # 8
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.

POEM # 9
Holy mother ,
Full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we ******
And if my mum happened to walk in
Bless the **** I'd be in.

POEM # 10
Sex is when a guys communication
Enters a girls location
To increase population
For a younger generation
Do you get the explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration?

POEM # 11
Men are like public toliets
They are either engaged or full of ****!

POEM # 12
If guys had their periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!

POEM # 13
MENtal anxienty,
MENtal breakdowns,
MENstrual cramps,
MENopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!?

POEM # 14
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby i get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
**** me,
Very slowly,
If you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue
and make it nasty!!!!