Remember Ladies

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Five tips for a woman:

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

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And a quick little joke

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."