I FINALLY came up

[Stang]

with an idea for those stupid morons that have to talk during movies!

Again we went to see the new Star Trek last weekend and of course we had a woman behind us that had to make little comments thru the entire movie. And stupid ass comments like "oh did he die?" "Can he fly out in space like that?" just really dumbass things, HELLO LADY THEY ARE DOING IT WATCH IT AND SHUT UP!

So I came up with what Im going to say to these people if they cant shut up.

At the beginning Ill be nice and say "shhhh" and then "quiet" and if that doesnt work and they continue Im going to turn around and say this

"Ok Im going to give you 3 options
1. Be quiet, or in other words shut up
2. Go out into the lobby and try to figure out how to watch the movie from out there and talk all you want
3. Or pay me 15 dollars I paid to get into this movie plus whatever I paid to get my food and drinks and then you talk all you want"

If they do pay me (which Im sure will never happen) Ill take it then go find another spot to sit or go rat them out .

Rude ass people need to be put in there places from now on.

Im going to put this in affect when we go to see the LOTR. Im not going to sit thru a 3 hour movie and listen to someone else talk.