Application for Employment

[Taibunsuu]

Hey:

I need a job and I hear you're hiring. I'm a professional killer. It's an unsavory job, but it pays well, and after spending 20 years 'troubleshooting' for various government organizations, the transition to the corporate sector isn't as easy as the retirement office makes it look.

I'm a bit over the hill, but thankfully you don't have to be in the best shape these days, what with all the powered armor doing the work for you. I excel in the areas of sniping and reconaissance, but suck at dueling.

Anyway, I'm up late at night. Sound sleepers were the favored pray of ecoterrorists in the Rainforest War. And seeing their handiwork ensured I would never be one again, either. I spend most of my time thinking about ways to shoot people, and reminiscing about the times when I got paid to do it. So if you could hire me, even if just to be a private, I'd be more than happy.

Sincerely,

Taibunsuu