The Day Has Come!!!

XMEN Ashaman DTM · 06-25-2003, 07:26 PM

The serial killers around here got lazy. Instead of going into the woods to bury the bodies anymore, they just dump them in a lake.

Plus there are a lot of stupid people that think it's okay to drink and boat. Then they screw up and fall out of the boat, only they weren't wearing their life jackets because they were stupid, so their last thoughts are probably, "Hey! I should wear my life jacket!" Only they usually hit their heads as they are falling out, so they end up drowning because 15 drunk people can't rescue someone any better than one drunk.

Then there are the people that just fall in and hit their heads.

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06-25-2003, 07:26 PM	#16
XMEN Ashaman DTM Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Age: 46 Posts: 965	The serial killers around here got lazy. Instead of going into the woods to bury the bodies anymore, they just dump them in a lake. Plus there are a lot of stupid people that think it's okay to drink and boat. Then they screw up and fall out of the boat, only they weren't wearing their life jackets because they were stupid, so their last thoughts are probably, "Hey! I should wear my life jacket!" Only they usually hit their heads as they are falling out, so they end up drowning because 15 drunk people can't rescue someone any better than one drunk. Then there are the people that just fall in and hit their heads.