New words to an old Dylan song

XRogue · 06-28-2001, 08:21 AM

How many roads must a man drive down
Before he admits he is lost?
Why when a man becomes married is he
unable to find his own socks?

How many times will it take 'til he knows
he has seen The Three Stooges enough?

The answer my friend, I cannot comprehend
The answer, I cannot comprehend.

How many shows can a man surf through
before the remote burns out?
Why does he think that an intimate gift
is a Dustbuster Plus for the house?

How many sounds can a man's body make
before he sleeps on the couch?

The answer my friend, is take two aspirin
The answer is take two aspirin.

Why when we go for a romantic drive
do we wind up at Builder's Square again?
How many nights will he leave the seat up
so I land on cold porcelain?

How men really feel is a mystery to me
and probably a mystery to them.

The answer girlfriend is driving me to gin...
The answer is driving me to gin.

Ghryphen · 06-28-2001, 09:55 AM

poor Gambit

XRogue · 06-28-2001, 10:36 AM

Gambit · 06-28-2001, 11:04 AM

You didn't like the dustbuster?

XRogue · 06-28-2001, 02:06 PM

Actually I did, even though as I recall, it was purchase for general family usage and not as a gift for me.

Shh. You want people thinkin' there's trouble in paradise, sweetie?

Stang · 06-28-2001, 04:36 PM

Oh I wait for the day when Gryphon brings home a gift like that for me

.

He just gets stuff for me that he can play with too

.

Ghryphen · 06-28-2001, 05:09 PM

I think you need a pool table

STUWEY · 06-28-2001, 11:35 PM

hehe

Aluscia · 06-29-2001, 05:41 AM

Anyone seen Me Myself and Irene?... 'nuff said.

XRogue · 06-29-2001, 11:14 AM

?? I'm confused.

Dynomutt · 06-29-2001, 01:17 PM

I Strongly agree with the pool table idea

06-28-2001, 08:21 AM	#1
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	New words to an old Dylan song How many roads must a man drive down Before he admits he is lost? Why when a man becomes married is he unable to find his own socks? How many times will it take 'til he knows he has seen The Three Stooges enough? The answer my friend, I cannot comprehend The answer, I cannot comprehend. How many shows can a man surf through before the remote burns out? Why does he think that an intimate gift is a Dustbuster Plus for the house? How many sounds can a man's body make before he sleeps on the couch? The answer my friend, is take two aspirin The answer is take two aspirin. Why when we go for a romantic drive do we wind up at Builder's Square again? How many nights will he leave the seat up so I land on cold porcelain? How men really feel is a mystery to me and probably a mystery to them. The answer girlfriend is driving me to gin... The answer is driving me to gin.

06-28-2001, 09:55 AM	#2
Ghryphen THZ Founder Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,927	poor Gambit __________________ The Hounds of Zeus \| Allied Tribal Forces

06-28-2001, 11:04 AM	#4
Gambit Forum wh0re Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: DFW area, TX Posts: 744	You didn't like the dustbuster? __________________ XMEN member Card-carrying DTM OKL Fish-napper Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained. -The Tao of Programming

06-28-2001, 04:36 PM	#6
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	Oh I wait for the day when Gryphon brings home a gift like that for me . He just gets stuff for me that he can play with too . __________________

06-28-2001, 05:09 PM	#7
Ghryphen THZ Founder Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,927	I think you need a pool table __________________ The Hounds of Zeus \| Allied Tribal Forces

06-28-2001, 10:36 AM	#3
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097

06-28-2001, 02:06 PM	#5
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	Actually I did, even though as I recall, it was purchase for general family usage and not as a gift for me. Shh. You want people thinkin' there's trouble in paradise, sweetie?

06-28-2001, 11:35 PM	#8
STUWEY Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Right behind you Age: 41 Posts: 242	hehe

06-29-2001, 05:41 AM	#9
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 41 Posts: 2,346	Anyone seen Me Myself and Irene?... 'nuff said. __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

06-29-2001, 11:14 AM	#10
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	?? I'm confused.

06-29-2001, 01:17 PM	#11
Dynomutt Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Portland, OR Age: 47 Posts: 286 Xbox Leaderboard: 2^nd	I Strongly agree with the pool table idea __________________

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