When I'm an old lady and live with my kids

XRogue · 12-17-2001, 02:37 PM

When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,
And bring so much happiness... just as they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they've provided,
Returning each deed. Oh, they'll be so excited!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues,
And bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes.
I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

When they're on the phone and just out of reach,
I'll get into things like sugar and bleach,
Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,
And when that is done I'll hide under the bed!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat.
I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
And when they get angry I'll run... if I'm able!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

Maz · 12-17-2001, 03:04 PM

I bet they can't wait

Stang · 12-18-2001, 04:53 PM

oh thats good

Maz · 12-19-2001, 06:39 AM

Stang, you trying to be an worst forum whore then me, wheres Laur so that she can kick your ass

Stang · 12-19-2001, 04:41 PM

Laur wouldnt do that she LOVES ME!!!

Maz · 12-19-2001, 08:11 PM

She loves me too but still does it

XRogue · 12-20-2001, 07:49 AM

Laur kicks your butt cause you deserve it, Mazzy.

Maz · 12-20-2001, 11:28 AM

What did I ever do to deserve that

XRogue · 12-20-2001, 01:32 PM

SPAM, of course.

Aluscia · 12-21-2001, 05:08 AM

I only kick yer ass, Maz, because you come in the forums and whine about how I'm *NOT* kicking your ass...In my books, that counts as *ASKING FOR IT*...

Stang, I lub joo too! aww....

Maz · 12-22-2001, 04:44 AM

ok, now I deserve it, so when do I get it

12-17-2001, 02:37 PM	#1
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	When I'm an old lady and live with my kids When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, And bring so much happiness... just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they've provided, Returning each deed. Oh, they'll be so excited! (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues, And bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes. I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out. I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout! (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) When they're on the phone and just out of reach, I'll get into things like sugar and bleach, Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head, And when that is done I'll hide under the bed! (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) When they cook dinner and call me to eat, I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat. I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table, And when they get angry I'll run... if I'm able! (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

12-17-2001, 03:04 PM	#2
Maz Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Age: 42 Posts: 1,429	I bet they can't wait __________________

12-18-2001, 04:53 PM	#3
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	oh thats good __________________

12-19-2001, 06:39 AM	#4
Maz Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Age: 42 Posts: 1,429	Stang, you trying to be an worst forum whore then me, wheres Laur so that she can kick your ass __________________

12-19-2001, 04:41 PM	#5
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	Laur wouldnt do that she LOVES ME!!! __________________

12-19-2001, 08:11 PM	#6
Maz Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Age: 42 Posts: 1,429	She loves me too but still does it __________________

12-20-2001, 07:49 AM	#7
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	Laur kicks your butt cause you deserve it, Mazzy.

12-20-2001, 11:28 AM	#8
Maz Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Age: 42 Posts: 1,429	What did I ever do to deserve that __________________

12-20-2001, 01:32 PM	#9
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	SPAM, of course.

12-21-2001, 05:08 AM	#10
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 41 Posts: 2,346	I only kick yer ass, Maz, because you come in the forums and whine about how I'm NOT kicking your ass...In my books, that counts as ASKING FOR IT... Stang, I lub joo too! aww.... __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

12-22-2001, 04:44 AM	#11
Maz Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Age: 42 Posts: 1,429	ok, now I deserve it, so when do I get it __________________ Last edited by Maz; 12-22-2001 at 04:46 AM.

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