The greatest news I have ever heard!!!

KitZune · 09-04-2001, 08:47 AM

I was watching the local news the other day when they played a segment called "Health Matters" on Global News (a regular segment that plays little-known health factoids, and/or the latest in medical research.) and they told me the best news I have ever heard.

A new scientific study was released last week that is the following: 100 Men and women were told to eat their normal diet plus a suppliment of bread, which should in theory do nothing for their health. ANOTHER 100 Men and women were told to eat their normal diet plus a healthy suppliment of CHOCOLATE, which should in theory be unhealthy for the person. They were intending to find out exactly how bad chocolate is. Their hypothesis proved very wrong. They found that chocolate contained a pheromone that is in Red Wine and other heart-helping friends that we all love and actually decreases your chance of a heartattack if eaten regularily. They also reported that the other nutritional facts about eating chocolate regularily turned out to be very mild...

Translation:

I CAN EAT AS MUCH CHOCOLATE AS I WANT, *AAAAND* I can use the excuse that I am saving myself from HEART ATTACKS!!! It's BEAUTIFUL!... I love my chocolate, and you should too now.

(Now if only my tooth wasn't rotted so much that it HURTS when I eat chocolate... ahh well.. I'll wait til my next dentist appointment... then he'll fix it all up.

)

Aluscia · 09-04-2001, 12:16 PM

That's awesome... Be sure to save some of that chocolate for me,

Stang · 09-04-2001, 05:28 PM

WOOHOO!!!

Oh well if you teeth rot out then there always false teeth, then youll never have to worry about them hurting

.

XRogue · 09-04-2001, 05:49 PM

I do not save my chocolate for anyone. Find your own.

No seriously, that's great news. Especially since I gave up red wine etcetera.

Spinning Hat · 09-05-2001, 09:00 AM

Mmmmm Chocolate........

Gambit · 09-06-2001, 04:39 PM

I think the term used was flavinoids.

And fruits are still a much healthier way to pick them up, that way you miss out on the fat and sugar, which are still not so good for you. 8)

Now, go do as I say, not as I do.

XRogue · 09-06-2001, 04:46 PM

09-04-2001, 08:47 AM	#1
KitZune Transgendered Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Burlington Ontario (Near Toronto) Age: 42 Posts: 1,079	The greatest news I have ever heard!!! I was watching the local news the other day when they played a segment called "Health Matters" on Global News (a regular segment that plays little-known health factoids, and/or the latest in medical research.) and they told me the best news I have ever heard. A new scientific study was released last week that is the following: 100 Men and women were told to eat their normal diet plus a suppliment of bread, which should in theory do nothing for their health. ANOTHER 100 Men and women were told to eat their normal diet plus a healthy suppliment of CHOCOLATE, which should in theory be unhealthy for the person. They were intending to find out exactly how bad chocolate is. Their hypothesis proved very wrong. They found that chocolate contained a pheromone that is in Red Wine and other heart-helping friends that we all love and actually decreases your chance of a heartattack if eaten regularily. They also reported that the other nutritional facts about eating chocolate regularily turned out to be very mild... Translation: I CAN EAT AS MUCH CHOCOLATE AS I WANT, AAAAND I can use the excuse that I am saving myself from HEART ATTACKS!!! It's BEAUTIFUL!... I love my chocolate, and you should too now. (Now if only my tooth wasn't rotted so much that it HURTS when I eat chocolate... ahh well.. I'll wait til my next dentist appointment... then he'll fix it all up. ) __________________ She's named after Judas... Not a CARROT Click here to view my artwork

09-04-2001, 12:16 PM	#2
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 41 Posts: 2,346	That's awesome... Be sure to save some of that chocolate for me, __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

09-04-2001, 05:28 PM	#3
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	WOOHOO!!! Oh well if you teeth rot out then there always false teeth, then youll never have to worry about them hurting . __________________

09-05-2001, 09:00 AM	#5
Spinning Hat Toupee Cover Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Coon Rapids, MN USA Age: 44 Posts: 755	Mmmmm Chocolate........ __________________ Never, Never, Never Quit -Winston Churchill

09-06-2001, 04:39 PM	#6
Gambit Forum wh0re Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: DFW area, TX Posts: 744	I think the term used was flavinoids. And fruits are still a much healthier way to pick them up, that way you miss out on the fat and sugar, which are still not so good for you. 8) Now, go do as I say, not as I do. __________________ XMEN member Card-carrying DTM OKL Fish-napper Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained. -The Tao of Programming

09-04-2001, 05:49 PM	#4
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	I do not save my chocolate for anyone. Find your own. No seriously, that's great news. Especially since I gave up red wine etcetera.

09-06-2001, 04:46 PM	#7
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