09-01-2004, 11:32 PM | #31 |
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F that. Try an asha shot...
Bottles of vodka poured over a large block of ice with the channel ending right at your mouth! Yum! Better yet... Stock up on several bottles of vodka. Or even the 1.5 Liter ones you can get at Costco. In any case, one shot equals one bottle. |
09-02-2004, 08:10 AM | #32 |
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That explains why you can't aim French Fries.
And my idea of 'roughing it' is when the airconditioning breaks down at the Best Western. |
09-02-2004, 09:03 AM | #33 |
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i have done that many a time
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09-02-2004, 04:21 PM | #34 |
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Hey maybe you should drink a little before going to the dentist help with not remembering the event .
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09-02-2004, 08:13 PM | #35 |
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Uhhhhh you can't go to the dentist drunk...
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09-03-2004, 08:48 AM | #36 |
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i wouldnt know never tried it
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09-03-2004, 08:59 AM | #37 |
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Nope, Kitz is right. They really don't like it when you do that, especially when they are giving you narcotics for the pain.
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09-03-2004, 09:00 AM | #38 |
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ill take your word on that
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09-03-2004, 12:54 PM | #39 |
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Do. If you ever try mixing alcohol and narcotics, you'll be really messed up. That's what happened to Karen Quinlan, fr'instance.
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09-03-2004, 04:09 PM | #40 |
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Doh! Forgot about the drugs they give ya but hey tell them you don't need any your loaded enough , then pass out.
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09-04-2004, 12:57 AM | #41 |
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Or...
Tell them that you are already on drugs, say you are ready, then fake passing out. Then, just as they are getting ready to start the work, open your eyes REALLY REALLY wide and start saying, "It's Peanutbutter Jelly Time!" at the top of your lungs. Trust me. |
09-04-2004, 06:25 PM | #42 |
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no you take the other drugs, and not tell them that you are on them. loooads of fun. *wink, wink*
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09-04-2004, 07:30 PM | #43 |
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@ Asha good one!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! (great now Im going to have that song in my head! AHHHHHHH!) |
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