For the cat lovers (in lieu of fwding)

Aluscia · 03-16-2003, 02:15 PM

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss
on your computer." --Bruce Graham

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Unknown

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never
forgotten this." --Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow." --Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you
later." --Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many
ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." --Joseph
Wood Krutch

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by
cats." --Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is
infinitely superior." --Hippolyte Taine

"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome
me." --Unknown

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
--Albert Schweitzer

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." --Ernest Menaul

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." -Unknown

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." --Colette

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they
have many other fine qualities as well." --Missy Dizick

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange
cats." --Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for
what you want." --Joseph Wood Krutch

"I got rid of my wife. The cat was allergic." --An Ex-Husband

"My wife said it was either her or the cat ... I miss her sometimes." --The
same Ex-Husband

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." --Unknown

Ghryphen · 03-16-2003, 02:23 PM

Those are purrfect!

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you
later."

Walks on Clouds · 03-17-2003, 03:16 AM

Wonderful! Absolutely wonderful. I am a great cat lover, myself, but my GF is allergic so thois one might apply:

"My wife said it was either her or the cat ... I miss her sometimes."

Not really, though, since I really like my girl...

XRogue · 03-17-2003, 06:56 AM

I am owned by a cat, so these are very funny to me.
Thanks muchly, Laur.

Aluscia · 03-17-2003, 12:04 PM

It's np... my dad fwded it to me.... And I laughed pretty hard at a bunch of them, especially the "Covered in Cat spit" one... lol... I just hate fwding, so this makes it easier

Stang · 03-17-2003, 03:40 PM

My favorite is the same one as Gryphon, stupid boy stealing my favorite one

, and the cat spit one

.

Very funny Laur!

Now go to my animal board and post it "Animal Lovers" down in the bar

.

Xenocidez66 · 03-18-2003, 11:30 AM

My favorite has to be this one

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous

Remember you are never a cat "owner" you are a cat "employee"

KitZune · 03-18-2003, 12:46 PM

Hehehe
Perfect Great!
I love cats

Maz · 03-19-2003, 04:35 AM

I'm more of a dog lover

03-16-2003, 02:15 PM	#1
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 42 Posts: 2,346	For the cat lovers (in lieu of fwding) "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." --Bruce Graham "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Unknown "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." --Jeff Valdez "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --English proverb "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen Perry Berkeley "One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemingway "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." --Mary Bly "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." --Joseph Wood Krutch "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." --Anonymous "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." --Hippolyte Taine "No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." --Unknown "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." --Albert Schweitzer "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." --Ernest Menaul "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." -Unknown "Time spent with cats is never wasted." --Colette "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." --Missy Dizick "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." --Colonial American proverb "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." --Joseph Wood Krutch "I got rid of my wife. The cat was allergic." --An Ex-Husband "My wife said it was either her or the cat ... I miss her sometimes." --The same Ex-Husband "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." --Unknown __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

03-16-2003, 02:23 PM	#2
Ghryphen THZ Founder Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,927	Those are purrfect! "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." __________________ The Hounds of Zeus \| Allied Tribal Forces

03-17-2003, 03:16 AM	#3
Walks on Clouds Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Gothenburg, Sweden Age: 44 Posts: 346	Wonderful! Absolutely wonderful. I am a great cat lover, myself, but my GF is allergic so thois one might apply: "My wife said it was either her or the cat ... I miss her sometimes." Not really, though, since I really like my girl... __________________ /Walks on Clouds - Pappy Huppy

03-17-2003, 12:04 PM	#5
Aluscia Emo Queen 1000th Thread Main Forum Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In a subterranean complex. Age: 42 Posts: 2,346	It's np... my dad fwded it to me.... And I laughed pretty hard at a bunch of them, especially the "Covered in Cat spit" one... lol... I just hate fwding, so this makes it easier __________________ Favourite Song of the moment - Pyramid Song - Radiohead

03-17-2003, 03:40 PM	#6
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 51 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	My favorite is the same one as Gryphon, stupid boy stealing my favorite one , and the cat spit one . Very funny Laur! Now go to my animal board and post it "Animal Lovers" down in the bar . __________________

03-17-2003, 06:56 AM	#4
XRogue Forum wh0re Join Date: May 2001 Location: Texas Age: 53 Posts: 1,097	I am owned by a cat, so these are very funny to me. Thanks muchly, Laur.

03-18-2003, 11:30 AM	#7
Xenocidez66 Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Iceland Age: 55 Posts: 207	My favorite has to be this one "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous Remember you are never a cat "owner" you are a cat "employee" __________________ Knoledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

03-18-2003, 12:46 PM	#8
KitZune Transgendered Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Burlington Ontario (Near Toronto) Age: 43 Posts: 1,079	Hehehe Perfect Great! I love cats __________________ She's named after Judas... Not a CARROT Click here to view my artwork

03-19-2003, 04:35 AM	#9
Maz Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Canada Age: 42 Posts: 1,429	I'm more of a dog lover __________________