Early symptoms of bird flu

FaLLGuY · 11-19-2005, 09:36 PM

EARLY WARNING SIGNS

The Center for Disease Control has released this list of symptoms of
bird flu. If you experience the following, seek immediate medical
treatment:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someones windshield.

Raiyven · 11-20-2005, 10:37 AM

lol!
long time no see, fallguy!

XMEN Ashaman DTM · 11-20-2005, 02:17 PM

Heh. There's a guy that I work with that knew a guy that would crap on peoples' windshields...

Hi, FG.

Ghryphen · 11-20-2005, 02:51 PM

Hey FG! Update your email address! lol I'm getting back a bunch of undeliver-ables.

FaLLGuY · 11-20-2005, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gryphon

Hey FG! Update your email address! lol I'm getting back a bunch of undeliver-ables.

Its done!

Stang · 11-21-2005, 04:21 PM

I remember a fallguy but it can't be the same person

.

Aren't those the signs of getting old? Or taking those pills that gives you every symptom known to man?

Raiyven · 11-21-2005, 09:00 PM

nah nah, the signs of getting are when you find yourself living the life of a newborn:

-Have no hair
-Have no teeth
-The 'bits' don't do their thang
-Can barely eat solids
-Can't feed yourself, without making a mess
-Can't dress yourself
-Talk nonsense, if at all
-Drool
-Frequently make an awful mess of your pants
-Bitch, bitch, bitch about all of the above, when they occur.

;p

aaaaaaaaaaand the lightning bolt from heaven comes down...oh, now.

Stang · 11-22-2005, 04:08 PM

That sounds like some teenagers not just older folks

.

11-19-2005, 09:36 PM	#1
FaLLGuY Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Plymouth, Minnesota Age: 52 Posts: 146 Xbox Leaderboard: 3^rd	Early symptoms of bird flu EARLY WARNING SIGNS The Center for Disease Control has released this list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience the following, seek immediate medical treatment: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to crap on someones windshield. __________________

11-20-2005, 10:37 AM	#2
Raiyven Big Bad Thread Boogeyman Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Burlington, ON. Age: 42 Posts: 406	lol! long time no see, fallguy! __________________ "For in that we are both especially daring and especially thorough in calculating what we attempt, we can truly be distinguished from other men, for whom ignorance is boldness but calculation brings hesitancy. Rightly would they be judged strongest in spirit who recognize both dangers and pleasures with utmost clarity and are on neither count deterred from risks." - Thucydides, The Peloponnesian War: 2.40, "The Funeral Oration of Perikles" (431 BCE)

11-20-2005, 02:51 PM	#4
Ghryphen THZ Founder Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,927	Hey FG! Update your email address! lol I'm getting back a bunch of undeliver-ables. __________________ The Hounds of Zeus \| Allied Tribal Forces

11-21-2005, 04:21 PM	#6
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	I remember a fallguy but it can't be the same person . Aren't those the signs of getting old? Or taking those pills that gives you every symptom known to man? __________________

11-21-2005, 09:00 PM	#7
Raiyven Big Bad Thread Boogeyman Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Burlington, ON. Age: 42 Posts: 406	nah nah, the signs of getting are when you find yourself living the life of a newborn: -Have no hair -Have no teeth -The 'bits' don't do their thang -Can barely eat solids -Can't feed yourself, without making a mess -Can't dress yourself -Talk nonsense, if at all -Drool -Frequently make an awful mess of your pants -Bitch, bitch, bitch about all of the above, when they occur. ;p aaaaaaaaaaand the lightning bolt from heaven comes down...oh, now. __________________ "For in that we are both especially daring and especially thorough in calculating what we attempt, we can truly be distinguished from other men, for whom ignorance is boldness but calculation brings hesitancy. Rightly would they be judged strongest in spirit who recognize both dangers and pleasures with utmost clarity and are on neither count deterred from risks." - Thucydides, The Peloponnesian War: 2.40, "The Funeral Oration of Perikles" (431 BCE)

11-20-2005, 02:17 PM	#3
XMEN Ashaman DTM Forum wh0re Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Age: 46 Posts: 965	Heh. There's a guy that I work with that knew a guy that would crap on peoples' windshields... Hi, FG.

11-22-2005, 04:08 PM	#8
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	That sounds like some teenagers not just older folks . __________________

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