Something to think about

Xenocidez66 · 05-12-2003, 08:48 AM

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
-Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
- Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner, you'd better have a good hand."
- Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
- Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
- Lynn Lavner

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."
- Matt Barry

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
- Camille Paglia

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
-George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
- Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ~ no matter what she's reading."
-Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it., so I said "Thyroid problem?'"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
- Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
- Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humour!)

"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
- Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
- Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
- Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
- Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling.So what's the problem?"
- Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'"
- Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
- Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and
only enough blood to run one at a time."
- Robin Williams

Ghryphen · 05-12-2003, 10:42 AM

Cerberus · 05-12-2003, 11:03 AM

Stang · 05-12-2003, 11:43 AM

You should have put this in the General forum for everyone to see

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KitZune · 05-12-2003, 11:51 AM

Hehehehe
That's great stuff! hehehe

Xenocidez66 · 05-13-2003, 03:04 PM

I didnn't think that this would fly on the public forum so I posted it here if Gryphon wants to move it please do.

Ghryphen · 05-13-2003, 03:07 PM

Oh, I was wondering why it was here

Looks fine to me

Xenocidez66 · 05-14-2003, 01:25 AM

I was just playing it safe. If you want to move it to the regular forum then please do. It's fine with me

PrincessAmy · 05-14-2003, 05:48 AM

Hehe...those were very silly...thanks for the giggles.

Jode · 05-14-2003, 08:06 AM

OMG!!

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
- Rod Stewart

Walks on Clouds · 05-17-2003, 01:06 AM

I like the Steve Martin quote best, I think:

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
- Steve Martin

Or perhaps this one:

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
- Robert De Niro

Quite a bit of truth in that one.

Xenocidez66 · 05-17-2003, 04:35 AM

My favorite one it the last one from Robin Williams.

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and
only enough blood to run one at a time."
- Robin Williams

Talk about a bit of truth

Walks on Clouds · 05-17-2003, 06:12 AM

Yeah, that one's good too.

Jode · 05-17-2003, 10:19 PM

05-12-2003, 08:48 AM	#1
Xenocidez66 Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Iceland Age: 54 Posts: 207	Something to think about "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." -Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." - Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." - Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." - Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." - Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." - Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - Camille Paglia "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." -George Burns "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." - Sharon Stone "My girlfriend always laughs during sex ~ no matter what she's reading." -Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it., so I said "Thyroid problem?'" -Arnold Schwarzenegger "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." - Tiger Woods "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." - Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." - Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humour!) "Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." - Robin Williams "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." - Roseanne "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." - Billy Crystal "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." - Robert De Niro "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling.So what's the problem?" - Dustin Hoffman "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'" - Jerry Seinfeld "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." - Rod Stewart "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams __________________ Knoledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

05-12-2003, 10:42 AM	#2
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Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	You should have put this in the General forum for everyone to see . __________________

05-12-2003, 11:51 AM	#5
KitZune Transgendered Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Burlington Ontario (Near Toronto) Age: 42 Posts: 1,079	Hehehehe That's great stuff! hehehe __________________ She's named after Judas... Not a CARROT Click here to view my artwork

05-13-2003, 03:04 PM	#6
Xenocidez66 Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Iceland Age: 54 Posts: 207	I didnn't think that this would fly on the public forum so I posted it here if Gryphon wants to move it please do. __________________ Knoledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

05-13-2003, 03:07 PM	#7
Ghryphen THZ Founder Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,927	Oh, I was wondering why it was here Looks fine to me __________________ The Hounds of Zeus \| Allied Tribal Forces

05-14-2003, 01:25 AM	#8
Xenocidez66 Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Iceland Age: 54 Posts: 207	I was just playing it safe. If you want to move it to the regular forum then please do. It's fine with me __________________ Knoledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

05-14-2003, 05:48 AM	#9
PrincessAmy Jester's Princess Join Date: May 2003 Location: Right here... Age: 48 Posts: 197	Hehe...those were very silly...thanks for the giggles.

05-14-2003, 08:06 AM	#10
Jode Whoopiteedoo! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: WFZ Age: 48 Posts: 442	OMG!! "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." - Rod Stewart __________________

05-17-2003, 01:06 AM	#11
Walks on Clouds Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Gothenburg, Sweden Age: 44 Posts: 346	I like the Steve Martin quote best, I think: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." - Steve Martin Or perhaps this one: "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." - Robert De Niro Quite a bit of truth in that one. __________________ /Walks on Clouds - Pappy Huppy

05-17-2003, 04:35 AM	#12
Xenocidez66 Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Iceland Age: 54 Posts: 207	My favorite one it the last one from Robin Williams. "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams Talk about a bit of truth __________________ Knoledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

05-17-2003, 06:12 AM	#13
Walks on Clouds Forum Regular Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Gothenburg, Sweden Age: 44 Posts: 346	Yeah, that one's good too. __________________ /Walks on Clouds - Pappy Huppy

05-17-2003, 10:19 PM	#14
Jode Whoopiteedoo! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: WFZ Age: 48 Posts: 442	__________________

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