Heya

Sledgehammer · 04-16-2002, 04:19 PM

Just wanted to say "Where are you people ?" Only THZer I ever see is STU... So get out there more

Spinning Hat · 04-16-2002, 07:47 PM

Ya know, that's kinda funny hammer.... I am a member of THZ*, and Stu is a member of the XMEn... so what are you trying to say?

Ghryphen · 04-16-2002, 11:23 PM

Hehe, I don't think Stu posts any more

Stang · 04-17-2002, 03:22 PM

Stu doesnt love us over here anymore

.

And its not enough you have to come bug us in the chatroom now you have to come here? SHEESH!!! Go find of those tornadoes and play with it, laso it

.

STUWEY · 04-17-2002, 08:01 PM

You say i dont love you...

It is not like i hang in chat from the hours of first to last...

I just dont post cause i ALWAYS kill the conversation

Stang · 04-17-2002, 08:21 PM

Ghryphen · 04-17-2002, 08:23 PM

Hehe, I think you took the coincidences too seriously

Spinning Hat · 04-17-2002, 09:20 PM

Are you kidding Gryph? He opens that big mouth of his, and the noise is so stifling, we all need to stop speaking to recover from the sound...

Ghryphen · 04-18-2002, 08:24 AM

Jode · 04-18-2002, 04:26 PM

I think THZ fell off the face of the earth...

"HEEEELLLLOOOO DOWN THERE!"

Stang · 04-18-2002, 07:58 PM

/me hears Jodes yell and shouts back "HELLO UP THERE!!! SOMEONE PUSHED US IN THIS HOLE AND WE CANT GET OUT!!! But wonders if Jode can hear her and waits for a response, hopefully followed by a rope.

/me is been tryin to figure out who pushed us in this hole. Me thinks it was Hammer and hes coming back to see if we are dead yet

. But luckly Kitzune had a large amount of cheese so we were able to survive.

Who will save us? Stayed tuned for the dramatic rescue

Spinning Hat · 04-18-2002, 08:58 PM

*Welcome back for the next exciting episode of: "The THZ Chronicles!"

When we last visited the eclectic THZers, they were stuck in a deep hole because of the evil, vile XMEN|Hammer! Will the THZ ever get out? How have they survived so long on cheese?!? These questions answered and more, in this Episode of the THZ Chronicles!

The ever resourceful Spinning Hat, began to formulate a plan, but when he brought it up to his fellow Calnmates, they all shut him out, saying; "You are one of those filthy XMEN before you joined us... you're no better than Hammer". Undaunted, Spinning Hat began to weave a rope out of the thread from his standard issue XMEN BDU.

"I'll get us out of here" he muttered to himself as Kitzune began dispensing the daily ration of goat cheese from an aerosol can that he'd been saving for the last 3 years saying, "I KNEW this would come in handy someday! All those times I ran out of ammo at crucial times because I had my cans of cheese, redeemed!"

Stang, acting as the interim leader of the group, because Gryph had slipped into a coma for lack of nookie, began barking orders: "It's time we try to dig a tunnel up to the surface! Stu, start digging! Kitzune, play with your dolls! SH, you got us in here, and I am gonna get us out!" All the while, our Hero in disguise continued to weave the rope, all the while his BDU continued to get smaller and the fridgid Starwolf planet got colder and colder due to the oncoming winter.

Finally, after two weeks of living off of Aerosol cheese, SH was finished, with only a few threads covering his shoulders. Then as he stood up and Exclaimed, "It's finished!" Stang hears Jode's voice from overhead; "Hello?!?!?"

Stang Replies: "HELLO UP THERE!!! SOMEONE PUSHED US IN THIS HOLE AND WE CANT GET OUT!!!" Immediately recognizing Stangs' voice, she calls out: "Is Jester with you guys?"

"No, we sent him to Charbydis for a training Op."

"Damnit! I figured as much... we're out of diapers, and I want to go out one night without the kids... and without him too." "Well," Stang replied, "We can recall him as soon as we get out of this hole. So why don't you go get our APC sitting over the hill and get the rope out of the toolbox and we can climb out of here."

Relieved, Jode goes and brings the APC next to the hole, and cries out, "THERE"S NO ROPE!!!!" Spinning Hat stands up, broad smile on his face, "I've got some rope! I made it with my BDU!" Stupified, Stang takes the rope and throws it to Jode saying, "Tie this to the APC and stand back!"

Jode complies, and slowly, one by one the THZ climb out of the hole, and before Stang climbs out, she ties the rope around Gryphon's chest to hoist him out of the pit, and climbs out, barely able to walk after her ordeal.

Stuwey hops into the APC and slow begins to pull Gryphon out of the hole, while Stang watches helplessly.

THREE DAYS LATER BACK AT THZ* HQ

Stang storms into the War Room furious, "The XMEN refuse to give us a formal apology for Hammer's actions! This can mean only one thing. War!".......

What will happen to the alliance between the XMEN and THZ? Where is Gryphon? Find out next time, on the THZ Chronicles!

Ghryphen · 04-18-2002, 10:16 PM

Nooooooo! I can't wait for the next episode. My VCR is ready!

Gambit · 04-19-2002, 06:12 AM

I'm really surprised y'all survived that long, considering the amount of methane produced by a diet high in cheese...

Stang · 04-21-2002, 06:00 PM

Yes it did get a little smelly down there

.

DO NOT give cheese to SH!!!

04-16-2002, 04:19 PM	#1
Sledgehammer Forum Regular Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: TEXAS Age: 60 Posts: 91	Heya Just wanted to say "Where are you people ?" Only THZer I ever see is STU... So get out there more __________________

04-16-2002, 07:47 PM	#2
Spinning Hat Toupee Cover Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Coon Rapids, MN USA Age: 44 Posts: 755	Ya know, that's kinda funny hammer.... I am a member of THZ, and Stu is a member of the XMEn... so what are you trying to say? __________________ Never, Never, Never Quit -Winston Churchill*

04-16-2002, 11:23 PM	#3
Ghryphen THZ Founder Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,927	Hehe, I don't think Stu posts any more __________________ The Hounds of Zeus \| Allied Tribal Forces

04-17-2002, 03:22 PM	#4
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	Stu doesnt love us over here anymore . And its not enough you have to come bug us in the chatroom now you have to come here? SHEESH!!! Go find of those tornadoes and play with it, laso it . __________________

04-17-2002, 08:21 PM	#6
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	Bah __________________

04-17-2002, 08:01 PM	#5
STUWEY Forum Regular Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Right behind you Age: 41 Posts: 242	You say i dont love you... It is not like i hang in chat from the hours of first to last... I just dont post cause i ALWAYS kill the conversation

04-17-2002, 08:23 PM	#7
Ghryphen THZ Founder Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,927	Hehe, I think you took the coincidences too seriously __________________ The Hounds of Zeus \| Allied Tribal Forces

04-17-2002, 09:20 PM	#8
Spinning Hat Toupee Cover Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Coon Rapids, MN USA Age: 44 Posts: 755	Are you kidding Gryph? He opens that big mouth of his, and the noise is so stifling, we all need to stop speaking to recover from the sound... __________________ Never, Never, Never Quit -Winston Churchill

04-18-2002, 08:24 AM	#9
Ghryphen THZ Founder Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,927	__________________ The Hounds of Zeus \| Allied Tribal Forces

04-18-2002, 04:26 PM	#10
Jode Whoopiteedoo! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: WFZ Age: 48 Posts: 442	I think THZ fell off the face of the earth... "HEEEELLLLOOOO DOWN THERE!" __________________

04-18-2002, 07:58 PM	#11
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	/me hears Jodes yell and shouts back "HELLO UP THERE!!! SOMEONE PUSHED US IN THIS HOLE AND WE CANT GET OUT!!! But wonders if Jode can hear her and waits for a response, hopefully followed by a rope. /me is been tryin to figure out who pushed us in this hole. Me thinks it was Hammer and hes coming back to see if we are dead yet . But luckly Kitzune had a large amount of cheese so we were able to survive. Who will save us? Stayed tuned for the dramatic rescue __________________

04-18-2002, 08:58 PM	#12
Spinning Hat Toupee Cover Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Coon Rapids, MN USA Age: 44 Posts: 755	Welcome back for the next exciting episode of: "The THZ Chronicles!" When we last visited the eclectic THZers, they were stuck in a deep hole because of the evil, vile XMEN\|Hammer! Will the THZ ever get out? How have they survived so long on cheese?!? These questions answered and more, in this Episode of the THZ Chronicles! The ever resourceful Spinning Hat, began to formulate a plan, but when he brought it up to his fellow Calnmates, they all shut him out, saying; "You are one of those filthy XMEN before you joined us... you're no better than Hammer". Undaunted, Spinning Hat began to weave a rope out of the thread from his standard issue XMEN BDU. "I'll get us out of here" he muttered to himself as Kitzune began dispensing the daily ration of goat cheese from an aerosol can that he'd been saving for the last 3 years saying, "I KNEW this would come in handy someday! All those times I ran out of ammo at crucial times because I had my cans of cheese, redeemed!" Stang, acting as the interim leader of the group, because Gryph had slipped into a coma for lack of nookie, began barking orders: "It's time we try to dig a tunnel up to the surface! Stu, start digging! Kitzune, play with your dolls! SH, you got us in here, and I am gonna get us out!" All the while, our Hero in disguise continued to weave the rope, all the while his BDU continued to get smaller and the fridgid Starwolf planet got colder and colder due to the oncoming winter. Finally, after two weeks of living off of Aerosol cheese, SH was finished, with only a few threads covering his shoulders. Then as he stood up and Exclaimed, "It's finished!" Stang hears Jode's voice from overhead; "Hello?!?!?" Stang Replies: "HELLO UP THERE!!! SOMEONE PUSHED US IN THIS HOLE AND WE CANT GET OUT!!!" Immediately recognizing Stangs' voice, she calls out: "Is Jester with you guys?" "No, we sent him to Charbydis for a training Op." "Damnit! I figured as much... we're out of diapers, and I want to go out one night without the kids... and without him too." "Well," Stang replied, "We can recall him as soon as we get out of this hole. So why don't you go get our APC sitting over the hill and get the rope out of the toolbox and we can climb out of here." Relieved, Jode goes and brings the APC next to the hole, and cries out, "THERE"S NO ROPE!!!!" Spinning Hat stands up, broad smile on his face, "I've got some rope! I made it with my BDU!" Stupified, Stang takes the rope and throws it to Jode saying, "Tie this to the APC and stand back!" Jode complies, and slowly, one by one the THZ climb out of the hole, and before Stang climbs out, she ties the rope around Gryphon's chest to hoist him out of the pit, and climbs out, barely able to walk after her ordeal. Stuwey hops into the APC and slow begins to pull Gryphon out of the hole, while Stang watches helplessly. THREE DAYS LATER BACK AT THZ HQ Stang storms into the War Room furious, "The XMEN refuse to give us a formal apology for Hammer's actions! This can mean only one thing. War!"....... What will happen to the alliance between the XMEN and THZ? Where is Gryphon? Find out next time, on the THZ Chronicles! __________________ Never, Never, Never Quit -Winston Churchill

04-18-2002, 10:16 PM	#13
Ghryphen THZ Founder Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,927	Nooooooo! I can't wait for the next episode. My VCR is ready! __________________ The Hounds of Zeus \| Allied Tribal Forces

04-19-2002, 06:12 AM	#14
Gambit Forum wh0re Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: DFW area, TX Posts: 744	I'm really surprised y'all survived that long, considering the amount of methane produced by a diet high in cheese... __________________ XMEN member Card-carrying DTM OKL Fish-napper Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained. -The Tao of Programming

04-21-2002, 06:00 PM	#15
Stang Team Captain Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Everett, WA, USA Age: 50 Posts: 3,859 Xbox Leaderboard: 1^st	Yes it did get a little smelly down there . DO NOT give cheese to SH!!! __________________

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