Ummm.. Hi ITI. Glad to see you've adjusted to those Oklahomans so quickly. (when I lived there it took about 3 months, but I was up in Tulsa....)
I have one question: With the reduced gravity and friction on Mars, and the limited atmosphere, how fast would I be able to drive my Dodge Shadow that weighs 2100lbs and can accelerate to 115Mph on earth? (we are omitting that there is no oxygen on Mars, but the car will still run anyways.
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