Oh yah, and another piece of advice from somebody who's been there. When you find the someone you're huntin' for, not only might you have to get out from behind that monitor to find 'em, you will have to keep gettin' out from behind it. *WHY* you ask? Because if you DON'T, that person whom you busted your behind to locate, will get up and leave when you ain't lookin'. Trust me.
This procedure is called maintenance and is very important. Go ahead and ask me how I know this sort of thing. (yes, really go ahead and ask. It will give me a chance to gripe.
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And girlfriends do not stink. At least they don't if you've been properly careful about pickin' one who has indoor plumbing. It's the lack of someone in your life which stinks.