Yes, thats right folks! Google has done it! They are providing you with the greatest form of communication for free through your toilet. Now thats a big data pipe! They offer it in 3 speeds: Trickle, No. 2, and Royal Flush. It currently only works with Windows Vista and has high hardware requirements. But its free!
/me gets handed a link
http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/interne....ap/index.html
Hmm, get flushing you all, the internet is not getting any fuller.
*Note This was a meant as a joke based off Googles annual April Fools hoax*