pff, thats false advertising. my skin doesnt steam like that when i pour pepsi on it. it fizzes and burns, but it doesnt have little stink lines. or are they lightning bolts? if thats the case, maybe it's a sign of things to come? like, don't pour this on your bionic prosthetic, it will throw lightning around.
and what IS that other thing? 'don't pour pepsi from a shot glass onto bread. the bread gets soggy, and.... throws lightning bolts.'
BIONIC BREAD! it's the future of breakfast, man. and its HERE.
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"For in that we are both especially daring and especially thorough in calculating what we attempt, we can truly be distinguished from other men, for whom ignorance is boldness but calculation brings hesitancy. Rightly would they be judged strongest in spirit who recognize both dangers and pleasures with utmost clarity and are on neither count deterred from risks."
- Thucydides, The Peloponnesian War: 2.40, "The Funeral Oration of Perikles" (431 BCE)
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