yeah, pour it on your router in sacrifice to the bandwidth gods. Maybe Zeus will see the lightning bolts that libation makes and he'll send down some godly cable for our poor friend here
I can sympathise with you! I love it when you have an emergency and they direct you through your handy dandy touch-tone phone to eventually reach a dead end where they ask you to email technical support about your internet problem. I'm sure SiFi can back me up on this for our own local ISP that tells you to email them or, even better, visit their website when you're having internet problems. Mmm hmm, that's the wave fo the tech future right there.
And Zeus, if you're so great at whipping those lightning bolts, how come you cant hit the same spot twice? Ares must whip you at darts.