I like the Steve Martin quote best, I think:
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
- Steve Martin
Or perhaps this one:
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
- Robert De Niro
Quite a bit of truth in that one.
