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"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss
on your computer." --Bruce Graham


"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Unknown


"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never
forgotten this." --Anonymous


"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled
through snow." --Jeff Valdez


"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --English proverb


"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen Perry Berkeley


"One cat just leads to another." --Ernest Hemingway


"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you
later." --Mary Bly


"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many
ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." --Joseph
Wood Krutch


"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by
cats." --Anonymous


"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is
infinitely superior." --Hippolyte Taine


"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome
me." --Unknown


"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
--Albert Schweitzer


"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." --Ernest Menaul


"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." -Unknown


"Time spent with cats is never wasted." --Colette


"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they
have many other fine qualities as well." --Missy Dizick


"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange
cats." --Colonial American proverb


"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for
what you want." --Joseph Wood Krutch


"I got rid of my wife. The cat was allergic." --An Ex-Husband


"My wife said it was either her or the cat ... I miss her sometimes." --The
same Ex-Husband


"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." --Unknown