This sucks...
 

I just sneezed and guess what?

Out popped a real life version of RudeJelly's avatar. It is a big green blob the size of a quarter, and it is stuck to my shirt, just above my waist.

...

I would have to read that just as I open a bag of chips :barf

Do we *really* have to hear this???? It's hard enough just looking at Rudejelly's avatar, but to magine a real life version....
wohhhuhuhuuhuhuh...... scary
RUDEJELLY :mg:
Stay away! arggghhh!

hi
 

Ick...I had to throw that shirt in the dirty clothes pile...I couldn't completely get the stuff off.

RJ has to be careful where he lets his kids play...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--

:pause: :gasp:

--HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:collapse:

It came from the nose of hell...
 

So Asha's nose has started to EXPORT coloured goo too, eh? :)

Asha, I'd watch that thing (the mini-RJ). For all we know, it could be the genetic crossproduct of your own normal snot and the ketchup from that fry from last year. :D

If you'd just stop shoving food up into your nostrils, my kids would be climbin' in there. BTW, anyone heard the joke about how to get rid of tapeworms using an oatmeal cookie? :)

Worms? Those damn things invade the farms in the outskirts of town, there so many of them that I had to slow down cause the road was slippery

tapeworms... They live inside you..

They're SOOOO cool! :)

Now that's a lot of freakin' worms Maz!

/me barfs his brains out all over the green ghost from ghostbusters...

They call them army worms or sometinhg, all I know is that you can't even walk in the woods without one falling down your shirt, and the road make a squishy sound when you walk on it