lets try this again
 

hey, just to give our creative juices a good push. lets all try to write a fairy tale again. and please try not to turn it into another sex thread, i will do my part. ok here goes.



Once upon a time there was a great magician, whose name was Mordechai. He was most famous for the creation of..........

Transcendental Escapism. Oft he would be seen, enjoying flights of fancy into the realms above... That is, until

the great magician went and logged onto this site, where he met......

XRogue! Who proceeded to make him awesome cookies... However, there was only 1 flaw...

...the magician lived to far away and XRogue was forced to eat the cookies herself. Upon taking the first bite...

she realized that they were special cookies. They are special because they are laced with.....

plutonium, exposure to which which gave our hero superpowers of ther forces of....

cockroaches. So XRouge commanded her cockroach army to......

to capture Ashaman and take him...

into her dungeon of malefick. Where she slowly began to........

...sweep the cobwebs from the corners of the room with an old broom. "Man I HATE spiders, don't you Asha?" she said. Asha replied, "....

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH there is a spider in my...................

cleverly disguised fanny pack, wont you come and take a look inside?

So XRouge opens the fanny pack, only to find......

Asha's badly bruised and beaten heart, wrapped in cellophane. "Aww, isn't this cute," she exclaimed, "I think it needs..."