Dum dum dummmmm (ominous music)
 

Well all, if you count the first time BJ asked me to join he's been asking me to join THZ nigh on 3 years now. If you don't count it, about 2 days. Anyway, I just reestablished my presence here in Tribes and if those first few nights were any indication I'll need as many friends as I can get. If you know me, you'll know I play fairly and honorably, if somewhat poorly at times. i'm working on that last bit. If you don't know me, you probably will soon, as I tend to get kind of pesky on the forums and as I'm applying for membership I'll be hunting you all down one by one and trying to sell myself, like some lonely door-to-door salesman.

Variable for THZ in 2003

I am not a crook!

:o OMG I have captured the elusive red-eyed bush Variable.

I am invoking my Founder powers and making Var full THZ* effective immediately. Welcome aboard Var!

Wow I haven't seen Variable in ages!
Welcome to the team!

Whoa...

If Vari got in through executive order, will that mean that he still has to do the initiation ritual?

OOOhh, make him! Make him! :evil

Of course....everyone get in a circle....

Well, I will put my rubber stamp on this one, even though he is already in, he has my vote also. Welcome aboard.

Thanks guys
 

It means a lot to me that I'm getting such a warm welcome back into Tribes. Kristin thinks its wierd, but I'm getting all warm and snuggly inside and it's not from immense rage and anger like it was back when I was webmastering. This time its...good.

ROFL, what was the rage and anger from?

It's a prerequisite for being an Evil Webmaster. ;)

Evil Webmastering
 

There was a reason I started to refer to myself as the Evil Webmaster. One because I was a bastard, and two because I was a very, very angry and unhappy Variable at the time. Sorta like in math when X=the square root of -1 and how that is inconcieveable but the teacher swears that "imaginary" numbers were REAL and its mathematically IMPOSSIBLE but there it was and you got a C in algebra because you refused to acknowlege them. I was the X is that equation. Very angry.

Does that make me sound crazy?:eek:

No. I portray myself as a seven-foot, 190kg insect warrior that likes to infiltrate bases 'for fun'. THAT'S crazy.

BTW, it's damn nice to see your sig again. :)

In his picture his eye is green not red :D.

Glad to see ya around again Variable! And welcome aboard to THZ!! Now BJ can shut up about getting you in :D.

I didn't mean to bring up any bad memories.

Yeah, Asha, so you MEANT to fart then! P U!! need some prunes?