Panty Shopping
 

This isn't much about a bitch just a weird thing I have always noticed when I go out to shop for some undies. I'm sure others have seen this too.

Why are there bags of undies open? Don't you know your size before going and looking for them? What are they doing trying them on before deciding. Gross! Then your going along looking for your size and you finally find one and BAM its open! WTH?! This time I even say a pack of 3 pair and there was only 2 in the opened bag. Someone really needed some panties I guess :). And then you got the store putting 2-3 layers of tape around. Are they trying to cover it up? :D

I noticed that Fruit of a Loom has a bag that opens from the bottom, I guess they want to make it easier for them to take them out? I don't want to buy a pair of panties that have been touched and ripped out of a bag and then taped over an over.

Just weird

Do men have this problem too?

Nah - we men just keep em nice and crusty... until one of you women go out undies shopping...

:barf

My gf got mad because one of my undies had a hole in it. :(

If she were my girl friend she would be super super super angry. Mine all have at least 3 holes.

I told her it was for airconditioning. ;)

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Stang, thats funny!!! They do usually mark them down though if they have to tape the bag up!!!! :lol

:lol Mine have holes to:) I can't remember that time I bought undies...my wife gets them for me...I do get her some around the Holidays and her Birthday...I usually try to sneak in when the store first opens so I can get in and get out quick...One time I went to get her Bras and forgot what cup size she is...The lady (a young 20 something gal) asked if I knew about how big she is...Sooo...I looked at her chest as was like "bigger than you" we were both pretty embarassed:lol

:wstupid2: omg TIM!!!!!

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I have a few with holes, Actually the ones im wearing now have one

I was under the impression there was a law or something about selling opened packs of undies. Could be it's a state thing or that it's just Wal-Mart policy (they said it was for health reasons).

I know because I tried to return a pack of undies once. The size on the package was not the size of the undies.

Maybe it's just if you try to return them then? I've seen them at Target marked down and says "1 pair missing" or something.

Really I've never seen them marked down before. Ill look closer next time.

Eh, Id be afraid of open packs of underwear/boxers/whatever you wanna call them. Id go for the closed, never opened b4 packs or none !

I did that too, Steele. But it was for a fleece jacket that I bought for my gf. The sales girl asked me what size, and I was like, "uh...". Then she asked if my gf was smaller than her or not, and I said smaller. Then she tried on an extra small, and it was too tight. Then I said that it looked like the jacket was too tight for her (the sales girl) and she agreed. Then I said that my girlfriend was a bit bigger in the breast department, but that everything else looked about right.

I was kind of embarrassed. Then we started talking about boobs. (I think she was flirting with me a bit, but I figured I was learning how women think of their boobs.) Anyways, she and I both agreed (as does my gf) that boob jobs are NOT attractive.

It had to be one of the stranger conversations I've had.

Speaking of Boobs...I saw a special today on TLC about man Boobs...they really do exist...some guys even have to wear manzeers...one guy even lactated...they were having them surgically removed with Lyposuction and then trimming away the excess skin...I was eating at the time and suddenly lost my appetite when i saw the Lypo part:eek:lol

lol

steele, how long did you watch this for before that? :p

i cant comment, right now i am wearing a hot pink supergirl thong for women, and to be honest, i dont hate it.

I'm afraid of underwear.... So I don't wear it, I just line all my jeans with toilet paper to keep my unit from chafing, and it works pretty well. :lol:

if you say so, i will have to trust you on that.

He has zipper scars.

Owie

Im officially scared of yak

there is no need to worry sh@rp, i wont bite unless you want me to
:D

heh
Would thongs not hurt your ass ? always thought they would lol now i can ask someone who has exp ( that isnt a girl )

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The whole string around my bum area just never caught me.

I cans see wearing them in some situations.

you should wear them for ALL OCcASstIONs :yup:

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Well there are some occasions you just cant :).

Yeah, I wouldn't want my string to get all poopy if I were clearing my poopchute. I'd take it off then. :D

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youre supposed to take your undergarments off when you go potty to make the stinky fish

Has ever anyone crap themselfs? I HAVE! I was trying to fart and... oops! :ugh I think it was from that stuff they outlawed that made people crap there pants. It was found in chips and other foods. It was a liquid type substance that came out my ass...I'm happy to share this with you guys because we are all family here. :yup:

you know i had the same thing happen to me






wait no, that was only a dream

When your slidin into 3rd and feel a might turd, DIAREHA, DIAREHA!

Thongs aren't bad. My sister has a huge obsession with them, and I have 1 pair (for those sensual moments)... I don't wear them often, but they're more comfy than the pvc undies I have :(
As for crapping myself, it's only ever happened once. It was when I stayed for a week at my aunt's house (I was 6), and I was dreadfully afraid of her bathroom (specifically the toilet) and spiders. The rest of the story is fairly self-explanatory. My cousins used to crap and wet their beds all the time, so she wasn't mad at me at all.

this is an example of entirely too much info :worship: