lets try this again
 

hey, just to give our creative juices a good push. lets all try to write a fairy tale again. and please try not to turn it into another sex thread, i will do my part. ok here goes.



Once upon a time there was a great magician, whose name was Mordechai. He was most famous for the creation of..........

Transcendental Escapism. Oft he would be seen, enjoying flights of fancy into the realms above... That is, until

the great magician went and logged onto this site, where he met......

XRogue! Who proceeded to make him awesome cookies... However, there was only 1 flaw...

...the magician lived to far away and XRogue was forced to eat the cookies herself. Upon taking the first bite...

she realized that they were special cookies. They are special because they are laced with.....

plutonium, exposure to which which gave our hero superpowers of ther forces of....

cockroaches. So XRouge commanded her cockroach army to......

to capture Ashaman and take him...

into her dungeon of malefick. Where she slowly began to........

...sweep the cobwebs from the corners of the room with an old broom. "Man I HATE spiders, don't you Asha?" she said. Asha replied, "....

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH there is a spider in my...................

cleverly disguised fanny pack, wont you come and take a look inside?

So XRouge opens the fanny pack, only to find......

Asha's badly bruised and beaten heart, wrapped in cellophane. "Aww, isn't this cute," she exclaimed, "I think it needs..."

a mint, it smells bad" So she walks to the nearest min-mart and when she walks in people look at her and one says...

Hey is that a heart in your hand, or are you just happy to see me? Not knowing this person that was talking to her, she turns around and says....

"No touchy!" She then realized that she was actually Stang, temporarily body switched, and went home only to find Asha...

sitting there with the smugest look on his face. He looks at her and suddenly begins to transform, apparently he also ate some of the brownies that were made. Because of the brownies, Asha obtained the power of....

...gmail, he could scan thousands of thoughts in a single second and found out what Stang was scheming. Her plot was too...

large to fit in th 1 GB of space, so Asha was stuck with his last resort: The power to exert massive BO in times of trouble. Stang was then forced to...

grag multiple bottles of air freshener, but to no avail. The smell was so ungodly, it smelled of ......

wet yak. The potency of the smell then began to revive the now neglected heart and it began to....

break dance, squirting blood all over the entire room, coating everything with far more foul ichor than it seems was physically possible to fit in the heart, little did stang know that the blood was actually laced with a powerful.......

astringent. She found out toolate to realize the facial that she can get while using the blood. By the time she had realized, the heart began to....

collapse, and therefore she had fallen into a...

Mosh pit at a Marilyn Manson concert after the puppies were sacrificed to the crowd. Her massive boobs, however, saved the day by...

alowwing her to use them as flotation devices. All of a sudden, Mordechai appeared, expecting to eat some of the special cookies. He was so enraged when he had discovered that they were all gone that he.....