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Maz 12-28-2003 08:49 AM

how did it get locked in there? :D

Ryukaki 12-28-2003 03:03 PM

Wellllllllllllllll
 
It's a real long story, but summed up, it involved a gorrila, some rope, a sword, a slip'n'slide, four forks, a blue midget with one arm. Six diferent colors of the rainbow, and some sushi.

And if anyone has ever told you that you don't know Jack Schitt...





Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt, Inc.

Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' wishes, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After 15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr. Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children, decided to hyphenate her last name, and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dung, who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, inseperable thoughout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned from his travels with his Italian bride, Piza Schitt.

So, now if someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can beg to differ. You not only know Jack Schitt, but everyone on the Schitt list!

Maz 12-29-2003 02:15 AM

I saw the flash animation of that, I have the link home, it's hilarious

Stang 01-02-2004 06:19 PM

We still havent seen it!!! Been busy ever since Christmas and now we are being couch potatoes trying to clean up and get back on track :). Maybe I can get him to take me tomorrow :D.

Maz 01-03-2004 02:20 AM

I've been very lazy too, haha

KitZune 01-03-2004 05:43 AM

I seens it I seens it! and I wantsss it! It's my precioussss

XRogue 01-03-2004 10:12 AM

I have seen it twice, now. Tell Gryph if he doesn't get you out there to see it soon, I will personally pitch him into the Sammath Naur. :D

Stang 01-04-2004 03:07 PM

Woohoo!! :D

Ryukaki 01-11-2004 11:43 PM

Animals!
 
OMG I HAVE MADE YOU ALL INTO ANIMALS. Never should have mantioned mr. Schitt. He gets angry when I do, I thought I would brave it, and look where it has got us... I'm truely dissapointed.

Maz 01-14-2004 02:26 AM

I'm going to see the movie tonigth or tomorrow! :D


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