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XRogue
12-17-2001, 02:37 PM
When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,
And bring so much happiness... just as they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they've provided,
Returning each deed. Oh, they'll be so excited!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues,
And bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes.
I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

When they're on the phone and just out of reach,
I'll get into things like sugar and bleach,
Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,
And when that is done I'll hide under the bed!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat.
I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
And when they get angry I'll run... if I'm able!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)


:evil

Maz
12-17-2001, 03:04 PM
I bet they can't wait :)

Stang
12-18-2001, 04:53 PM
:lol :lol :lol :lol

oh thats good

:lol :lol :lol :lol

Maz
12-19-2001, 06:39 AM
Stang, you trying to be an worst forum whore then me, wheres Laur so that she can kick your ass :lol

Stang
12-19-2001, 04:41 PM
:gryph6: Laur wouldnt do that she LOVES ME!!! :gryph3:

Maz
12-19-2001, 08:11 PM
She loves me too but still does it :D

XRogue
12-20-2001, 07:49 AM
Laur kicks your butt cause you deserve it, Mazzy. ;) :D

Maz
12-20-2001, 11:28 AM
What did I ever do to deserve that :p:lol

XRogue
12-20-2001, 01:32 PM
SPAM, of course. :lol

Aluscia
12-21-2001, 05:08 AM
I only kick yer ass, Maz, because you come in the forums and whine about how I'm *NOT* kicking your ass...In my books, that counts as *ASKING FOR IT*... :D

Stang, I lub joo too! aww....

Maz
12-22-2001, 04:44 AM
ok, now I deserve it, so when do I get it :devil: