XRogue
02-04-2009, 07:59 AM
Because I needed some gaming humor. Smile
Lord of the Rings devs, hear our battle cries…
For all of the dead and dying hunters
who cannot take toe to toe battles,
Lord of the Rings devs, hear our battle cries…
For the minstrels playing their melodious music
as they heal the sick and cleanse wounds with song,
Lord of the Rings devs, hear our battle cries…
For burglars in stealth who ought not to steal
but cannot resist the temptations of thievery,
Lord of the Rings devs, hear our battle cries…
For captains and their heralds standing strong in battle,
inspiring their fellows to victory and odds overcome,
Lord of the Rings devs, hear our battle cries…
For guardians, the greatest tanks around,
often overlooked, but valued nonetheless,
Lord of the Rings devs, hear our battle cries…
For lore-masters and their animal friends,
weak but willful and wise in times of great distress,
Lord of the Rings devs, hear our battle cries…
For champions so intent on destruction
you’d have them locked up…
if only you didn’t secretly want to be one,
Lord of the Rings devs, hear our battle cries…
We ask you to assist our scholars in higher education,
and our farmers in obtaining better crop yields.
We ask you to bless our tailors, jewelers
and every crafter and professional alike.
Lord of the Rings devs, hear our battle cries…
We are but servants in your Tolkiendom,
humbly asking you to protect us from Nazgul,
to guide us through quest locations
and bring forth renewed awakening in us
with each new resurrection…
so that we may better serve you,
oh, Lord of the Rings Online…
At your mercy, we roleplay.
Amen.
Lord of the Rings devs, hear our battle cries…
For all of the dead and dying hunters
who cannot take toe to toe battles,
Lord of the Rings devs, hear our battle cries…
For the minstrels playing their melodious music
as they heal the sick and cleanse wounds with song,
Lord of the Rings devs, hear our battle cries…
For burglars in stealth who ought not to steal
but cannot resist the temptations of thievery,
Lord of the Rings devs, hear our battle cries…
For captains and their heralds standing strong in battle,
inspiring their fellows to victory and odds overcome,
Lord of the Rings devs, hear our battle cries…
For guardians, the greatest tanks around,
often overlooked, but valued nonetheless,
Lord of the Rings devs, hear our battle cries…
For lore-masters and their animal friends,
weak but willful and wise in times of great distress,
Lord of the Rings devs, hear our battle cries…
For champions so intent on destruction
you’d have them locked up…
if only you didn’t secretly want to be one,
Lord of the Rings devs, hear our battle cries…
We ask you to assist our scholars in higher education,
and our farmers in obtaining better crop yields.
We ask you to bless our tailors, jewelers
and every crafter and professional alike.
Lord of the Rings devs, hear our battle cries…
We are but servants in your Tolkiendom,
humbly asking you to protect us from Nazgul,
to guide us through quest locations
and bring forth renewed awakening in us
with each new resurrection…
so that we may better serve you,
oh, Lord of the Rings Online…
At your mercy, we roleplay.
Amen.