Men!!!

[Stang]

Why do you men (hopefully you guys arent like this) feel it necessary to lie when you are cheatin on us?!! And if you need to sleep with more than one person why are you in a relationship? Go be a pimp daddy or a male whore but dont get involved with us if you arent going to stay with us.

Oh and I love it when you get caught "This isnt what it looks like" or some stupid ass lame reason like that, then what is that girl doin naked in my bed with you? :) Or when you watch those day time talk shows and they do those lie detector tests I love it when they say "Oh that machine is wrong".

JUST FESS UP TO IT DAMNIT!!! :twak:

Hiding makes it worse and shows that you men are cowards.

Just had to vent there after hearing about that girl thats missing and had some involvement with that Congressman. He did it and he knows if he is caught hes goin down hard but what he doesnt realize that a person is out there missing cuz of his stupid selfish thoughts. Just tell us you DUMBASS so her parents know if shes dead or alive and can move on. Your the one that decided to have an affair and you SHOULD suffer for what you have done.

So you hoochie men out there if you want to fool around dont get into a relationship until you are ready!!!

:twak: :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak: :twak:

[XRogue]

???

[DeLukas]

I found a site for you: <a href="http://mensuck.cjb.net/">Men Suck!</a>

[Stang]

Nice :)

[ZechsMerquise]

Believe me not all men are like that. Im as loyal as they come. However I do side with you, it pisses me off when anyone cheats on someone male or female. It happens and I don't understand why they feel its necessary. Not to mention I hate it when a guy treats a girl poorly.. damn that makes me mad just thinking about it.

[Stang]

Oh I know all men arent like that, THANK GOD!!! :D

Im lucky and got one of the good ones :) .

Yeah it suxors that we get treated badly by some men but you know what its our fault to, the womans not me in particular, cuz they stick around and let it happen cuz "I love him" story. Well if he loved you, which he doesnt cuz he sleepin around on you, then he wouldnt be doing this to you and if you do leave you will find someone that REALLY will know how to treat you.

[Aluscia]

I'm with you 100% Mustang... men are evil pig bastards... Not all, but the ones you're talking about. I'd like to give 'em all erections, then go bobbitt with a frozen, rusty hacksaw... Yeah, it makes me REAL mad just thinking that someone is "missing" because of another's lies.

[Maz]

Yes, but the same thing applys to the women

[Crono_Magnum]

what difference would it matter if the hacksaw was frozen? lol why did i even bother to ask the question? oh well

[XRogue]

I'm loyal and female thanks VERY much.

And it doesn't make any difference if the hacksaw is frozen, I don't think. It's just another adjective.

[Aluscia]

Frozen so I can torutre the men even more by caressing them with it before using it... yes, I'm evil and sadistic... welcome to my nightmare... Mana-sama should know what I mean... :lol

[Kusiami]

Be afraid, be very afraid.

[Maz]

Be afraid of Laur, but she would'nt hurt a fly

[Mythril Gear]

But she would hurt a person...:lol

[Maz]

:2lol: :lol :2lol: So funny, but so true






Please don't hurt me, I look innocent, see -->http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/images/smilies/spam.gif

[Stang]

Your next our out men hitlist Maz :twak: :devil:

[Maz]

Woo-hoo, getting raped by hot women:D

[XRogue]

Here, Mustang, I'll hold him down for ya.

[Maz]

Do you have to put the cuff on so tigth?:D

[Stang]

Yes cuz we dont want you to move at all :devil:

[Maz]

So when does it start?

[Ambush_Bug]

Yes, when does this start?

<Bug gets out a camera>

You humans have such odd little rituals, you know? You should go to a collective mind... sorts these problems right out. :)

Oh, the camera? There's a Queen back home that wants to see this kind of stuff. Yeah, she's wierd. Tell me about it. Not like she doesn't have drones screwing her all day, and now she wants human porn? Please.

[RedSirus]

Red: Actually, Maz. Now that they're holding you down (Quick bug, put some weight on his hands so he can't move).

Bug salutes

Maz: OUCH.

Red: Good. Now that you're being held down, we have to break it to you. The females of THZ aren't going to rape you.

Maz: Eep. Not...

Red: No, no. The MEN of THZ aren't going to rape you either.

Maz: You can't mean......?!

Red: MK, get in here.

[Maz]

Betrayal.

[Aluscia]

ROFL... We weren't going to rape you either... But that's ok, Sirus did something interesting enough... :lol

[XRogue]

Hehehe. You should have seen it comin', Maz. :D ROFL@Sirus.

[RedSirus]

I'm just praying that MK doesn't see this. ;)

[XMEN Ashaman DTM]

I think he will...
AND.....
He'll.....
bring his.......
favorite,




























































horse, FUTURE GLUE!!! ;)

[Aluscia]

Asha, I'm going to start editing your posts just to make them more accessible.

[Aluscia]

You know someone hasn't hit puberty when.... :lol

[Mythril Gear]

That wuz harsh, man, just harsh...:lol
[forgot to add the laugh smilie!]

[XRogue]

:gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0:
:gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0:
:gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0:
:gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0:
:gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0:
:gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0: :gryph0:

That was harsh, but still funny.

[RazorDragoon]

Dragons have no gender!:mad:
Besides,when you go around killing things for a living it's only natural when killing is the only thing you care about doing.:twak:

[XRogue]

No gender? Doesn't that kinda put a crimp in your style? :D

[Stang]

That and wouldnt you get bored just pleasuring yourself :D .

Yeah I came pretty close to doin that too Laurelin :) .

Hey Guess what?









































IM GETTIN MARRIED!!!
Just had to let you know :) . Not like Im excited or nothin :gryph3: .

[Aluscia]

I would chill a bit, Mustang... that excitement might run out over the next 11 months... But continue to be excited... It's much more fun that way.

[Mythril Gear]

But Mustang should be exited, think of the endless possibilities...

[XMEN Ashaman DTM]

With Mustang?

I don't know. I'm still trying to figure out where ground beef applies to her...

[Mythril Gear]

Ground beef?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?

[Stang]

LOL I havent heard that in A LONG TIME, the ground beef thing :lol . I think I remember what it means but Ill have to think about it a little more just to make sure.

Chill out NO WAY!!!! If you had been waiting as long as I have Laurelin you'd be the same way!!! :D It will never die out!!! :evil


IM A PRINCESS!!!! :gryph22:

[Aluscia]

I just realised how much I lub joo, Mustang... You're da bomb. I wish all my RL friends were like you... wait... then it might not be so cool... ;) JK!

[Maz]

The scientis at Chicago found a found a food that cuts down the women sexual urge by 90%, the Wedding Cake

[Stang]

The scientis at Chicago found a found a food ...

So is that like a friend of a friend of a friend told them kind of a thingy :D

Nothing is going to stop my urge on my wedding night :devil: .

[RazorDragoon]

Nor should it!
A wedding is an important event.:)
You should never stop being happy even when the wedding is over.
By the way, you should get a video cam.
Tape your wedding so you can enjoy it in the years to come.
:D
Even though I haven't gotten much of a chance to know you two I wish you two a good future!:D

[Aluscia]

I don't think she's talking about the ceremony, BD... and I don't think she really wants a video cam where she's talking about... unless she's in to that kind of thing... hey, wait... She could sell it on this site, and everything... or maybe even go to that TSX site that had all the porno links, right Gryphon?

[Stang]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Yeah thats one thing I keep the camera out of, at least for now :D .

Oh we do have a video cam to capture the moments :D . And we have Dyno the Videographer :) . But hes not going to be behind the camera on this one, hes going to be on the floor dancin :p . And that will be captured on video :eek: .

[RazorDragoon]

Well *I* was talking about the ceremony and if you need a camera man I'm kind of up to it

[Aluscia]

It's in Washington, Seattle-area washington... or at least somewhere in the Western States... I don't think you'll eb there, unless you want to go, BD

[RazorDragoon]

Anyone up to sponsor my trip?

[XMEN Ashaman DTM]

Sorry. No extra cash here.

Isn't the wedding coming up soon?

(I could be wrong. I've had several friends get married recently, and a couple more scheduled for August and September.)

[Dynomutt]

First: I won't be the videographer... I'll be the best-man

Second: Gryphon as a porn star? HAHAHAHAHAHA

Third: They're getting hitched in June of 2002. 11 months from now.

[RazorDragoon]

Thats plenty of time:lol

[Mythril Gear]

Yeah, plenty of time to finance his trip....







AS FAR AWAY FROM ME AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[RazorDragoon]

:mad:
MG,if you have nothing related to post on this thread then I suggest you don't post on this thread!:disgust

Let me remind you who 0wNzed j00 and your friend in Unreal Tournament on peace of junk computer with a 233 Mhz with 32 RAM and a Monster 3D 2!:twak:


And your crappy skills have only gotten worse since then :wstupid:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Stang]

Yes but see MG he would be having more fun down here than up there with you :p .

[Mythril Gear]

Who said he was going down there??????
I didn't specify a destination..... hee hee hee

[RazorDragoon]

Thats it !
Let's go, Unreal Tournament!
Right here,right now!:mad:
I'm going to kick your ass!