New words to an old Dylan song

[XRogue]

How many roads must a man drive down
Before he admits he is lost?
Why when a man becomes married is he
unable to find his own socks?

How many times will it take 'til he knows
he has seen The Three Stooges enough?

The answer my friend, I cannot comprehend
The answer, I cannot comprehend.

How many shows can a man surf through
before the remote burns out?
Why does he think that an intimate gift
is a Dustbuster Plus for the house?

How many sounds can a man's body make
before he sleeps on the couch?

The answer my friend, is take two aspirin
The answer is take two aspirin.

Why when we go for a romantic drive
do we wind up at Builder's Square again?
How many nights will he leave the seat up
so I land on cold porcelain?

How men really feel is a mystery to me
and probably a mystery to them.

The answer girlfriend is driving me to gin...
The answer is driving me to gin.

[Ghryphen]

poor Gambit :lol

[XRogue]

:lol

[Gambit]

You didn't like the dustbuster? :ugh

[XRogue]

Actually I did, even though as I recall, it was purchase for general family usage and not as a gift for me. :D Shh. You want people thinkin' there's trouble in paradise, sweetie?

[Stang]

Oh I wait for the day when Gryphon brings home a gift like that for me :D .

He just gets stuff for me that he can play with too ;) .

[Ghryphen]

I think you need a pool table :D

[STUWEY]

hehe :2lol: :D :2lol:

[Aluscia]

Anyone seen Me Myself and Irene?... 'nuff said.:lol

[XRogue]

?? I'm confused.

[Dynomutt]

I Strongly agree with the pool table idea :D